/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nowhere in the rules does it specify that the snail is in any way normal; in fact, quite the opposite: it "cannot be killed."

It seems likely that this special little doomsnail likely has a host of undisclosed special abilities, such as excreting acid powerful enough to bore through steel-reinforced concrete, or even travel at supersonic speeds along the ground... or through the air itself, flying quickly with complete disregard for aerodynamics, physics, and what contemporary science considers possible for a snail.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if, upon completion of this contract to the affirmative, the snail simply teleports onto your forehead, says "nothin' personal, kid," and straight yeets the contract-signer before the ink's even dry.

Before even considering this contract, I would need provable guarantees that this "snail" is, indeed, incapable of exceeding the capabilities of a normal, garden variety, terrestrial snail in any way other than being "unkillable."

How come actually business-related threads such as [REDACTED] get deleted & pruned by jannies, but this absolutely useless thread continues all day until it reaches maximum post count? Oh, right: because FUCK JANNIES, FUCK KIKES, FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK SNAILS, BUT MOSTLY, FUCK (YOU), OP!

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