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>>58002154
Please don't sexualize Apu
You're virtually raping him

>company teambuilding event
>on sunday of all days
>full day of footy, beer and barbeque with annoying boomers and normie coworkers
>boss comes up to me "anon you have to come, no ifs or buts, we need you young ones who can still run fast, got it?!"
>"uhh yeah, I don't really feel like it and I already made plans this sunday"
>I actually did make plans and he announced the event two days prior, not like I'd come anyways
>everyone in the office starts acting like a whining brat and making jokes and snarky remarks on my account for not coming
Over half of them don't want to come either as they confided in me, but they're too pussy to say no to the boss. Why are they like this? Why are they so buck broken?
Now they're sending me pictures from the event with big soi smiles to show me what I'm missing out on. What goes on through these peoples heads?