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Rate my "anti lose my wealth to currency collapse portfolio" that doesnt even exist atm
50% in shiny rocks buried in discrete locations in 5 other countries (mine not included)
25% in btc split amongst 2 paper wallets buried in yet another 2 countries in discrete locations (mine not included yet again, remember the usa confiscated peoples gold, cant confiscate it when its not even in the country in the first place lel)
15% in high quality furniture, gpu's, and nintendo switches
5% cash
5% on upro 2026 buy calls (in case stocks outcompete hyperinflation)