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>be me
>born in a land blessed with more oil than any other place on earth
>surrounded by the majestic Caribbean and the mountains to the west
>blessed genetics, the ugliest girl is a 7 for amerimutt standards
>lazy people though
>capitalists in the country try their best
>capital city gets a metro, the Bolivar is pretty strong, life thrives
>MicoMandante shows up
>good intentions but dumb and socialist, starts fucking around with the "new black dollar"
>oil sits at $100+ per barrel, though, we know the storm is coming but we don’t give a fuck
>drink more Polar beer and Carne de Diablo
>lazy people get LAZIER as the government subsidies everything
>oil price crashes
>the economy gest TurboJUSTed.JPG
>the JUSTening of JUSTenings
>the new president is a lifelong union busdriver born in Colombia, nothing but a puppet
>society starts going to shit
>brayans everywhere
>we have to wait in line for everything
>literal toilet paper shortage so my people become literal pajeets shit in the street
>FIAT turns so worthless that people start fucking weighting it in
>learn about crypto
>start mining on my super crap computer
>doing faucets and captchas for literal pennies a day
>literally more worthy than minimum wage
>a neighbour dubs me and the PSUV seizes my PC
>my country has never been to the soccer world cup
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I LEARN AREPA WAS NOT INVENTED IN CHAMOZUELA

>be me
>born in a land blessed with more oil than any other place on earth
>surrounded by the majestic caribbean and the mountains to the west
>blessed genetics, the ugliest girl is a 7 for amerimutt standards
>lazy people though
>capitalists in the country try their best
>capital city gets a metro, the Bolivar is pretty strong, life thrives
>MicoMandante shows up
>good intentions but dumb and socialist, starts fucking around with the "new black dollar"
>oil sits at $100+ per barrel, though, we know the storm is coming but we dont give a fuck
>drink more Polar beer and Carne de Diablo
>lazy people gets LAZIER as the government subsidies everything
>oil price crashes
>the new president is a lifelong union busdriver born in Colombia
>society starts going to shit
>brayans everywhere
>we have to wait in line for everything
>literal toilet paper shortage so my people become literal pajeets shit in the street
>FIAT turns so worthless that people start fucking weighting it in
>learn about crypto
>start mining on my super crap computer
>doing faucets and captchas for litearl pennies a day
>literally more worthy than minimum wage
>a neighbour dubs me and the PSUV seizes my PC
>my country has never been to the soccer world cup
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I LEARN AREPA WAS NOT INVENTED IN CHAMOZUELA