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Who were you before crypto?

>>12017569
>Be you
>Wake up
>The year is 2022
>You sit down in front of your laptop as you remember what happened.
>The crypto market crashed 4 years ago, at a moment nobody expected.
>Mass suicides, people losing everything, / biz / full of pink wojaks for weeks, and the countless suicide threads popping up after the crash.
>A tear rolls down your cheek as you open / biz /, remembering the good old times when you dreamed about getting rich posting pink wojaks, shilling, and calling other people pajeets. You remember all those who tried and lost their lives and savings trying to get rich. You remember the digimarines, the deluded arkies, the bitcoin maximalists as btc went down.
>A wasteland. No crypto threads.
>You close / biz/ and open coinmarketcap.
>The page is almost completely empty. Only 5 coins appear in front of you, with a total marketcap of almost 10 trillions.
>You take a look at your bed.
>Your 10/10 white bride is still sleeping.
>Your 100% white children are probably sleeping too.
>You take a look at your Rolex in your wrist.
>It’s 6:37 am
>You close your $1M laptop and stand up.
>There’s a wall in front of you.
>A handsome bearded white man is staring directly at you.
>He’s holding a white cube with a light-blue padlock.
>At his side, there’s a frogman with a crown, blessing him with a divine wand.
>The moment feels almost surreal. A divine force of happiness invades your mind and soul, completely overwhelming you, bringing you to your knees, as you almost pass out.
>A smug smile shines across your face as you remember that random shill that made you go all in on ChainLink.
>”Thank you anon, thank you Kek, thank you Sergey” - You whisper softly as you close your eyes and inhale deeply.

Post which coin the pic is

>Litecoin

Everyone take shit, but you'd hit it

>>10533676

This reads like every single vechain post

>>10528157

Stop

>thinking a copy of ETH with 1000 transactions a day made by a chink scammer with no devs, dubious partnerships, a shill army of chinks and no adoption is going to flip ETH of all the coins

Lol can't even get past NEO. One your little shitcoin VTHO actually starts trading the whole thing is going belly up.

See her now

>vechain celebrating a "moon" today
>320 sat
>that price two weeks ago
>pushed up by free tokens and contests
>everyone accumulating a worthless coin that will have no demand
>muh vet bros power of Thor le upboat

It's all so tiresome

>bragging about getting VTHO
>binance airdrops 100 million VTHO
>still can't sell it
>bragging about getting something you can't sell
>bragging about flooding the market and lowering the price

Are Vechain holders the stupidest people on planet Earth?

>>2753500
>I lost a lot today during the crash(-50% BTC)

wat

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Hey /biz/ I'm a newfag to your board and I don't see a sticky for you guys. So could you give me sources to bring me up to speed? Stuff on cryptocurrencies, investing, and budgeting if you please. Figured with all the time I spend on this Mongolian basic weaving forum I should learn something useful.