/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54872820

>no one on here has started a business
I have
>no one has starred in television and film
I have
>no one owns a gym or is a personal fitness coach
I am
>no one has made a video game or voice acted in a video game
I have
>no one actually works in technology field
I do
>no one holds a bachelors or above degree in science and math
I do

>>53892471
I have to wake up at 10 so I can play on my favorite server. Its tough but I manage to make the most of it

> company shut down 2 years ago
> collect 30k unemployment for 1 year
> start a new job
> work it for over a year
> they just let me know that they are closing down
> meet requirements to go back on ei
> am 22, live with parents, no bills to pay

how do i profit?

>>50860579
that’s crazy bro I just woke up, gonna go for a run now, the weather is lovely today

>2022
>Doesn't use future leverages
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-it might liquidate you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about gather most money?

>Y-you get addicted to them!
No you don't.except if you are underage and the incapable of
gambling in moderation

>I-its dangerous!
Who forced you to do x100 leverage a day?

Why the fuck are people buying now? When you can buy once we hit above 40k next month? Seems like a smarter choice.

Do what you want with this information.

I'll be here for the next half hour and i'm bored as fuck as i wait for a friend to come off work so we can play some vidya. I'm 31 years old and I've been a neet for almost 11 years now, the only amount of work i have to do is sign a bunch of papers every now and then. I'm officially unemployed and i'm getting around 300€ a month for my unemployment but i'm also getting passive income from renting villas and apartments in tourist destinations during the summer season. This season i am projected to earn a total of 612 000€ for doing absolutely fucking nothing. Feelin pretty comfy ngl

Eth is going to be 100k per eth in the next 10 years
and you guys are to blind to see it

>eating stick of raw pillsbury doughboy chocolate chip cookie dough
>swinging shitcoins left and right
>hobbies, interests, passions and projects to pursue
>adventures to go on
Yep, this is the life.

>mfw wagies try to tell me that wagecucking 8 hours a day for 60 years is more fulfilling

>120,000 eRSDL
>500,000 Freedom Reserve
>16 JusDeFi
>1 CLOVID

Feeling pretty comfy.
Am I gonna make it?

eRSDL (120,000)
JusDeFi (20)
1 single CLOVID (gonna be my retirement when it's worth 100,000,000, but I'm never selling anyways.)

https://social-rocket.co/

This is a Twitter token.
>non-anon team
>blue checkmark retards make tokens
>top notch site
>low marketcap
>huge potential
>only 30 mil supply, can be bought for cents right now
Literally the best use-case for normies. Sharing this with you as a thanks for showing me eRSDL (2x so far.)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAAAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ah, there you are.
Nice to see you up this late, it's almost 10PM and you still aren't in bed. Still, don't you think it'd be a good idea to buckle down for the night?

You're getting up at 7:00AM after all, aren't you?
Plus, you're going to need all that sleep for dealing with the customers tomorrow, and I'm sure that the customers will be pretty upset at your CEO. Fortunately for him, you'll be the one sorting his messes.

What did I do today?
Ah well, I made 700 bucks profit swinging shitcoins. Nothing much, really. Fortunately, I used Uniswap with 3 wallets a month ago, so I got 1200UNI (4,000 dollars value) for absolutely free.

What am I going to do tomorrow?

Well, after going to bed at 2AM, I'm going to wake up well-rested at 11PM, ready to start a whole new day of swinging shitcoins. First though, I think I'm going to study Python a little more so that I can add a few new features to my price bot, but not before having a delicious breakfast of eggs and bacon with some homemade cornbread.

After that, I'll probably spend some time getting my web dev certs to brag to my fellow NEET friends on various forums. If I really feel like it, I'm going to sell someone one of the dozens of website templates I've made for 500 dollars or so.

However, small risks are for small fish. The creme de la creme this week will be the launch of a few precious LEs. I've put 5,000 dollars into each one (four in total), and I think it'll probably yield 100,000 by the end of the week, which I'll withdraw and put into a stablecoin.

What are the coins?
I'm afraid I can't say, my dear wagie. This is insider info, after all.

When the federal government collapses, I'll withdraw it and buy physical gold and silver. But that's for later.

Right now, I'm just going to go and play some Terraria. Maybe I'll check back on my current SHORT to see how much profit I made - I'd like to get a second ball python.

Good luck tomorrow, dear wagie.

Ahh but why my brother

>>22086971
you need to think long term anon
dont think 1 or 2 years
think 1 or 2 decades

if eth will be the backbone of defi
32 eth will be worth millions or even billions (with the Inflation of the usd)

>>22067161
ohhhhh wagie
get in cagie

>>18340885
Thank you idena for this our daily neet coin

>>18134752
>be wagie
>only joy in life is bragging on 4chan
bruh

>>17923832
Tell him to throw all your money into chainlink. Every single one of you in that household should put every last dollar into it. Or you can stay poor and lose everything

And so the NEETs have inherited the world.

>tfw my mommy will cover all my losses
Who's /calm/ here?

Lmaoing @ ur lyfe
just embrace the anime yolo neet mode
im watching animes till 3 a.m while trading shitcoins and usually meet up later on with my neet friends (who also made it thx to crypto) at the comfy local gas station for a beer

I live just the same life which I lived as a neet except that I got myself an imac pro (its a very comfy shitposting machine) and wrx sti