/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8429009
We are brothers, you and I. I suffer from the same affliction. But i set some rules up for myself that i do not break no matter what. And some minor rules that i may only break in emergencies.
And then...i read. I read a lot. It is the only way to get ahead of it. And so FOMO becomes your ally.

Which of you miserable fucks are dumping XRP??? Would you fucking stop it!! I got in at ATH and I need it to go the other way!

Heads up guys. I just bough Ripple. Prepare for the nosedive!!

People of /biz/, lend me your ears.

This has been joked about quite a bit, but I assure you I am the real deal. I have the power to manipulate the price of Bitcoin by either buying or selling. Now, when I discovered the infallibility of this superpower I stopped trading BTC immidiately so it would be hard for me to provide proof, but every single time I have bought BTC there immediately followed a strong downward trend. Every time I sell BTC it just keeps on going.
So instead of tempting fate I am now hodling ETH and stop trading crypto until I figure out how to control it. Until such a time I will make myself available as a crypto manipulator to fellow my bizfolk. If you need BTC to crash, send any amount of Kraken supported coin to me and I shall use it to buy BTC to bring on the crash. If you need BTC to keep climbing, send me any amount of BTC and I shall sell it to keep the price going up.

1G9zFkG5Fp7nwnmYq27TfydVwtRWXMuUY4

Pic not related, I am still thinking about a name and possibly costume. Ideas welcome