/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros what’s your opinion on the following business venture:
>take out as much debt as possible and dump it all in untraceable cold Bitcoin wallets
>join professional burglary team
>put all gains from that into Bitcoin/etherium/link in a different cold wallet
>inevitably get caught one day, go to jail
>get fit, read books about philosophy, become chess grandmaster in jail, all the while wagies drain their life energy for min wage
>crypto assets skyrocket in the meantime to make you multimillionaire
>debt collectors give up completely or partially while you’re in jail
>get out of jail fit, wise, rich, debt free and hardened
>start family

Is this the ultimate exploitable glitch in real life?

>>25237197
>why are women such cancer
ftfy
i am married to a wife that a) doesn't suck dick b) doesnt cook c) doesnt clean the house d) lost her sex drive after our first child e) spends the money I earn on shit we dont need. My house is FULL OF IT. O and f) she cant take care of our child either. Imagine me having a full time job, our child half the day and cooking and cleaning while she is having another breakdown because she cant get her shit together for her exam. Im so done with this.

I've been buying crypto for cash for a few years now on a regular basis for when the inevitable divorce is coming.

Tradie here (electrician) I absolutely hate my life. I want to go back to school to be an accountant (have my GI bill). Any accountants here that have taken the CPA exam? Do you like being an accountant?

You newfags have it lucky. If only you knew how bad 2018 was. Many anons actually killed themselves.