/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am 27 years old. I have $20,000 to my name. I am so fucked.

>Keep hearing about all these OnlyFans girls making millions
>Tell GF about it
>A year in, she barely has any fans

I knew she wasn't the hottest girl out there being a Walmart chick but I thought OF had simps for every type of girls

they'll pump it before devfest, right? RIGHT?

>Working at Financial center with my bros
>Before work starts, they ask me if I'm currently dating anyone at the moment
>"Yeah, met her at my last job"
>"That's cool man, what does she do?"
>"She works at Walmart"
>They bust out laughing
>"Bro, at least get a Target chick "
>"Bro, how fat and dumb is she?"

I'm starting to loose all motivation. I don't think il be happy even if I make it. Unironically thinking about ending it

>Working at Financial center with my bros
>Before work starts, they ask me if I'm currently dating anyone at the moment
>"Yeah, met her at my last job"
>"That's cool man, what does she do?"
>"She works at Walmart"
>They bust out laughing
>"Bro, at least get a Target chick "
>"Bro, how fat and dumb is she?"

What are the financial implications of my younger brothers getting married to rich, college educated women and having white collar careers while I work a blue collar job & dating a Walmart chick?

>>54579001
>Who do I sue?
he doesn't know

>>54566495
I have never got past the initial HR phone interview and gone to second round. Please just end my suffering.

>39
>Going back to college
>Currently working a manual labor job to pay the bills
>Grandparents all lived to be over 90+ so expecting a long life

I'm gonna be waging well into my 70s & 80s

>Net Worth at 29: $550k
>Net Worth at 39: $5k

I got married at 30

>39
>Starting over
>$0 net worth
>Going back to college for a career change

>4 hours of sleep
>Work in two hours

And I'm can't call out because I'm on a tight budget

>Grandparents all lived over 90 years old

So how much do I need to save up if I'm expected to live 90+ years

>Finally get that $75k a year job
>Family and friends telling to find a high class GF who can be a wife
>TFW my current GF works at Walmart and they said this in front of her

I just wanna work and buy a house for my wife and kids, anons. I'm tired of being a pawn for the elites. I wish I could go back and never have had kids, I feel awful for subjecting them to a life time of subsequence to pedophiles.

>Bought Tesla @ $75 & sold @ $1200
>Ended up buying rivian stocks

>>54051343
>Work for a company that produces silver ware for restaurants
>Pivots to "data driven tech company" over the last 5 years
>Attracts tons of VC money
>Hires super cool hip woke zoomers and hipsters
>Spends tons of money on open bars, kombucha on tap, and catered lunches
>They literally had a team of people who only organized diversity and inclusion events
>Just found out via email today that their main bank is SVB and they're "reviewing the situation"
I'm so tired bros.

>>54023978
My company emailed everyone to let them know that we "may" be effected by this. I'm tired bros. So tired. Haven't told my wife yet

>person who has never run a business and isn't even in management r starts talking about how to be an entrepreneur

Lmao anon, you and I both know that nobody gives a fuck out utility. They want a narrative and another shib. Memes are all that matters.

>boomers got to live in communes like this free and also got to smoke weed and raw dog like animals
Plus they had no fat chicka. I hate boomers so much, it's unreal.

>>53945588
>Heis dick is bigger than mine
God will have to beg for my forgiveness

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