/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Not even Walmart is hiring in my area


Yeah we're In a major recession

>>58491137
>You need at least $10 million to make a significant change to your life.
$10 million is still not life changing money.
I have $15 million and women still don't want to date me.
If you're a bald manlet like me, you need at least $25 million to even get a date these days.

>Walmart is now laying off it's tech workers

It's officially over. What's next for us techbros

>Too educated for manual labor/retail jobs, too autistic for white collar jobs

What kind of career can I even have?

>>58429753

>Going back to your old job

Is this the most emasculating, embarrassing thing a career man can do?

I just want a job that will pay the bills and have some leftover for my hobbies. Is that really too much to ask for

>Merchandiser
>$24/hr + union

TFW my job is literally just stocking sodas. That's it. I went wrong somewhere

>Accountant (non CPA)
>$45k

>>58103789
>this and next year will be big
Yeah, I never heard it before

>Accountant(not CPA)
>$45k

It took me hitting rock bottom before realizing that accounting is a stable, safe, easy to get job that'll provide for my future. It must be why so many people change to it as their second career

>TFW it's impossible to have a decent career when you have mental problems

I don't want a mcjob. I want a job that'll pay my rent and bills

>Certified Public Accountant
>$55k a year

I'm gonna lose my job because I'm mentally ill. How do I even begin saving money for retirement?

It's a strange feeling.

I've accumulated a fair amount of BTC/ETH, and I know that if I were to set a sell target and take profits I could maybe get back in again on the next bear and multiply my bags.

But it's scary to dump these amounts and 'gamble' that I'll get a lower price in the future.

What if I fuck up and end up selling at a worse price because BTC and ETH are not dumping into a good level for me to re enter?

Idk bros, what do I do...

>TFW it took me hitting rock bottom to realize that despite being a boring profession, accounting brings in decent money

How do people who live paycheck to paycheck not go crazy knowing one sickness, one accident can put them in a financial hole they'll never recover from?

>Master's in Business Analytics
>$75k

I paid $125k for that paper

Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>VP of emerging markets
>Legal Controller
>Broker
>Equity Analyst
>Data Scientist
>Merchant Growth Analyst
>Regional Operations Manager
>Technical Investigator
>Marketing Director
>Tax Manager

Meanwhile, I sell milk. Honest God, I sell milk, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's milk.

>>57370470
I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. This shit is killing me. There are days when all i do is sleep. This kind of fatigue is inexplicable. I eat well, i exercise, i do whatever i see online that is supposed to help me, yet my energy level is below 10%, and my sleep sucks. It's bad. I don't know what to do. No matter what i try, nothing helps. Sometimes i want to kill myself. Obviously i won't do it, but that's how i feel. To add to that, i am a GME bagholder. My investment in this shit is -70% at the moment, and i don't see this shit turning around anytime soon. I feel raped by wall street. So yeah, life sucks right now.

>Job I'm applying for only wants applicants with a Master's degree

>Data Analyst
>$55k salary

I thought guys didn't care where women worked?
>Be me
>Going to the UFC event
>Me & a few of my bros waiting for the rest to come in
>Bro ask if I'm dating anyone right now
>"Yeah, I met this girl at work"
>Bro: That's cool man, where does she work?"
>"She works at Walmart in the warehouse section"
>They bust out laughing
>"Bro, Walmart put her in the warehouse? Is she fat and ugly"
>"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon "
>"So she's ugly & stupid "