/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8814588
Nobody can save you when EOS flips those outdated pieces of shit Bitcoin and Ethereum. It will happen. Watch.

finally reached my initial investment. i always said i would stay until i go back to my initial investment or untill 2020.

i dont even care if this shit moons to 10 trillion by tomorrow. im done with this trash, crypto can go suck my dick

Now that crypto has been permanently BTFO, what should be the next /biz/ meme investment?

Gold? Oil?

So...
>almost 70k unconfirmed transactions right now
>BTC difficulty adjustment in less than 1h
>juicy BCC chart

Who else is balls deep in BCC right now?

Dear all,

I think you'll agree with me that Bitcoiners have become insufferable in their smugness due to the recent price hikes. Some of you feel as though you have missed the gravy train, some of you just hate Bitcoiner cunts, and who can blame you? Fortunately, there's a way we can both fuck over Bitcoin and make some money in the process.

Bitcoin has an enormous Achilles Heel. All data on the Blockchain exists permanently, and the only way the network survives is by nodes and miners hosting the data. It is possible to upload data onto the Blockchain by converting hex values into addresses. This has already been done (righto . com/2014/02/ascii-bernanke-wikileaks-photographs.html).

Now, all we have to do is find some reprobates to start publishing...err..."indecent materials" on the blockchain (of course I would never recommend anything illegal, your honor). This could be anything, but I'm sure you know what I'm getting at here. When this is done, we collect the data, the method to decode it and start spamming the shit out of the FBI, Republican senators and most importantly Fox News to create a new moral panic. Now is the perfect time because everybody's hearing about Bitcoin and it will fit perfectly into the hype wave, driving it to new levels in the media.

Legislators will be FORCED to act, it is impossible to avert the hosting of this nasty data if you want to run a full node. If enough of us drive this matter into media hysteria, then it will have to be banned, at least in the USA and Europe. At that moment, or even before, there will be massive capital outflow into alt coins (which I'm sure will also be attacked). It doesn't even have to fully succeed - once the word gets out that we're going to do this, the fear sets in. And we just sit back and fucking laugh.

If we can meme Donald fucking Trump into becoming President of the United States, we can collude on the total destruction of Bitcoin.

Bitcoin has ruined my life
looking at Blockfolio is the purest pain possible
Not even my WWII grandad would understand
today I cried into my mother's bosom, numb and raw
I will devote my life to its death. but first

cashing out and checking myself into Alvarado Parkway Institute tomorrow.

hahah bye
ALSO FUCK SERGEY NAZAROV
your on my list