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I wonder what he's doing now.

>>24593940

I am so sorry that this rogue wave capsized our boat.

>>18236118

I am so sorry that this rogue wave capsized our boat

>>16683872

Thank you so much for the barbecue sauce.

>>13554501

Because it's funny watching others lose all their money.

>>13418539

It's even funnier when you realize that, for somebody on the other side of OP's trade, this is reality. Kind of like if you bought natural gas calls from this guy at the right time.

Where the fuck is that Cuban Sandwich you owe me?

>>12193781
Hedge fund
>make up some meme strategy
>achieve better relative returns in a bull market
>collect your 2 and 20 or whatever similar funds are collecting
>market crashes and you lose your clients money/underperform
>rinse and repeat

At the end of the day youll still be a multimillionaire/billionaire and literally produce nothing of value except convincing boomers to give you their money so you can slowly bleed em dry.

>>11879248

You could look at it another way... if you short something that currently sells for $4, you have a maximum potential profit of $4 per, but only if the stock collapses down to zero. However, your risk is unlimited because there is theoretically no limit on how high a stock can go.

This is why shorting isn't always the brightest move; and why shorting with either leverage or margin is a fools move.

If you don't believe me, just ask this guy.

>>11869896

Sometimes insiders are also desperate to have someone buy their bags