/biz/ - Business & Finance

Underperforming blue chip top 10. yes. BUT you can be in crypto and never use [insert your bag] and the platform it uses, where with LINK it becomes harder and harder to find anything in crypto, where Sergey doesn't have his greasy hands in, worse than CZ, Vitalik and Craig together.

LINK is the backbone of the whole ecosystem that makes crypto valuable, but nobody seems to notice. Thanks fuders

>>22082507
Imagine what is going through Craigs head right now. He will forever be known as the man who pretended to be Satoshi. That will be his legacy. That's it. He should be on suicide watch at this point.

>There are actually people on this board who fell for this.
Any day now, right sanjays? HAHAHAHAHA

Why does he look so fucking miserable and disgusted on a boat trip? And why take a selfie of it?

Is this fucking weirdo faggot ever genuinely happy?

Why does he look so fucking miserable on a boat trip? And why take a selfie of it?

Is this fucking weirdo faggot ever genuinely happy? I'm not sure I've ever seen it.

>>18974056
that's some nigger logic right there

>>18767779
>btc goes up $1000 and bsv goes up $20
>KEK ITS OVER CORE KEKS
HAHAHAH

Craig Wright solved the oracle problem 11 years ago, are people so fucking stupid not to understand it?

>>17316133
>I peed, I pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57pWLU2iMdw&t=495

>Been a huge day of pumping for pretty much all coins except BitCoin
why is this happening sirs?

>>16995845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57pWLU2iMdw&t=494
I PEED I PEE

>>16902971
>>16902997
kek

The dream is over, time to bag your bags.

>still talking about erc-shitcoins
This board is fucking baked

>>16706884

No

Hi guys Craig here,

I just wanted to let you know I now have in my possession all 21 Million BTC and intend on market selling it all. For your sake, I suggest you invest in BitCoin (BSV) to hedge against the dumping of this cheap imitation known as "Bitcoin" BTC.

Warm regards,
Craig Wright
(Currently doing my fourth PhD in Law)

Sent from my iPhone.

b-but your honor, those files aren't mine.. I don't know how they came onto my computer and then how they came into the evidence I submitted. It was Peter McCormack who did this, I'm sure of it!

>>14858355
>>14858266

>>14421565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio
waiting for the based chinese pasta guy

>>14420687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOlvOiGPPio

>>13877450
2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

>>13862180
2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

>>138347272020:

NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers