/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey GME folks, here is what you are looking at for next week and months following IMO.

>MSM finds out that the squeeze just made a lot of "problematic" people very very rich that were early on the trade. AOC stops cheering people on when she realizes white supremacists just received a multi million dollar injection of cash directly from her support base. Oops.
>Melvin and Citadel get bailout from govt to avoid market crash and cover riskiest shorts extending their timeline.
>GME issues new shares to take advantage and build a new company.
>Melvin covers further, probably eliminating the possibility of the actual squeeze.
>Massive dump on naive plebbit newcomers that are trying to "oCuPpy WaLl sTreeT!!!"
>The stupidest among them diamond hand all the way to $15 - $30 because they think it's some moral issue and don't understand the actual mechanics.
>Houses are lost, people go broke, people kill themselves, suicide hotline runs on CNBC ticker bar
>Bills entered into legislature redefining definitions of market manipulation to include social media groups.
>Further bills introduced to "restructure markets to PROTECT retail investors" aka, if you're poor you cant trade because you're probably retarded and are just going to buy whatever Elon Musk tweets.
>Derivatives restricted to accredited investors and funds.
>Retail traders largely shut out from market
>Robinhood is insolvent, cannot pay out
>CEOs leave country, retire to fuck argentinian prostitutes
>/biz posts a fresh batch of hot memes

Nothing like the smell of linkie fud in the morning

FUD is getting SPICY bros!

Fucking rent free

What are you guys picking up after this bloodbath?

Welcome to hell. Don't bitch out and you may be rewarded.

To all my /biz enlisted. You've been here before. See you on the other side.