/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29068777
You really want me to dox Bao man right here right now?
This could get ugly...

>>29044727
iykyk

>>29026017
unironically nothing to $100

>>28965349
Imagine giving your money to someone who openly says things like this:
>Don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............

>>28953918
>*jukebox clicks on off in the distance*
???
N-no
>*Group B instrumental plays*
P-PLEASE, I BEG YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
N-NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:07*
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$100 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>>28952477
This is a stupid narrative, and your shit thread will now die with a stupid narrative that no one believes.

>>28886805
It’s time for me to beat that Asian ass.