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A child comes to a criminal and says, "You stole my bike," and the criminal replies, "Yeah, I did, kiddo." The child goes to RC walking nearby and tells him that the criminal stole his bike. RC responds, "Oh, I see. Let me take care of it, kiddo. We'll get your bike back." He approaches the criminal and they begin talking. They shake hands and the criminal rides away on the child's bike. The child is confused and wonders why the criminal is getting away. The RC reassures the child that the criminal will return it. Of course, child believes RC and says thanks Ryan, you are the best. Good guy Ryan Chobani continues on his way.

This is what happened in this Gamestop Saga. We are that child left alone on that road with no bike, no RC. Will the criminal return the bike? You tell me.

The child grows in 2 fucking years and starts questioning what the fuck happened to his bike? He still doesn't have his bike and RC doesn't respond to his calls.