/biz/ - Business & Finance

GUYS WE NEED TO START POSTING PINK WOJAKS IN EVERY THREAD. WE NEED THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /BIZ/ TO BE SO DEGENERATE AND DERANGED THAT THE MARKET MAKERS FEAR WE WILL NEVER INVEST IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING SCAM EVER AGAIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdQfx_WgFT8

>>9529575

>>9493960

>investing in stocks

hi biz, I'm looking for the next coin I can 30x in the next 24 hours, I need to make up some of my losses asap before my brother kills me for using his funds without his knowledge

How happy are you right now /biz/?

I'll start....4/10

Wait up, there's some of you on here that still don't hold NANO?

>>9002659

How do I short shrimp? 100% serious. Been seeing way too many shrimp posters on here - better get out while you guys can.

ITT: Shrimping and shorting

Do nootropics work?

Which nootropics does /biz/ take? I have a prescription for 18mg/Concerta, it's 12-hour time release and it helps me huge. Looking to get into nootropics though.

Hey /biz/,

Since the crypto market has taken a shit, wondering if I can get advice from any of you anons on a real-life work situation?

Basically I applied internally at my school for a position where I would be the person in charge of a specific department. I work at an international school, and I only applied because of recommendations from some co-workers, but to be honest I didn't really think I had a chance. This is because of nepotism and other factors - I can be very bull-headed/passionate and one of the supposed requirements of the job is being fake positive to cover up any real concerns/issues.

So I figured what would happen is I would not get that job and they'd give it to the guy who's the bosses close friend, and that's exactly what did happen.

Now the kicker though is, with people leaving our school next year, we will need a course leader for a course where only I will have experience teaching it.

Previously our old department head acted as the course leader for this course - and now that they're leaving, and the bosses friend is coming in, they're fucked because they don't have anyone who can coordinate that course - trust me it's actually a big deal though I'm not describing it properly.

So of course what happens next is they offer me the course lead position. But I'm rather pissed because our boss wasn't even in my interview for the department head job as he said an emergency came up but I know he's lying, and I don't think it's fair that the guy with shit experience gets the job because he's the bosses friend.

What would you do /biz/?

Holy fuck can't believe it. Told the devs 2 days ago they needed to integrate the aft nanowave flow matrix.

Now the kernels are leaking and withdrawals on exchanges suspended?

Brainlet here. Guys the last bullrun only lasted 3 weeks. How long will this one last? Is 3 weeks like a common thing? What about the past ones? I'm new.

Post your face when "they" finally come out with news that the remaining Mt. Gox coins won't be dumped and will be
>redistributed to victims
>locked in a fund for 2 years
>any other random bullshit that makes you realize you had nothing to worry, but only after the whole market tanks and BTC hits let's say $3-6K BTC, giving "them" the ability to finally buy in at a massive discount, which is what "they" wanted all along

Here's mine