/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23323036
One on my face and one on my dick.

>>23311421
Sorry anon. DMG is a scam.
I own a taco stand in Venezuela and was looking to integrate with DMM recently. Naturally, I contacted Greg to see if we could figure something out. He offered to fly me over to Florida on up to two private Pilatus PC-12 Aircrafts, all expenses paid for. I did ask if this was prudent, but he said not to worry, because it was "gifted by community members", in his own words.
When I arrived at Finova HQ, there was a huge gold-plated gate and a bunch of spics yelling broken English about families and not being able to pay 400% interest payday loans. I'm not particularly white myself (I did hold DMG after all) so the guards wouldn't even let me in!
Thankfully, Zachary was sitting nearby in a Lamborghini, extravagantly retweeting that day's 3 new Chainlink partnerships. When he saw me he started mumbling something or another. I couldn't quite understand, as whenever he opened his mouth his chin went back all the way into his throat, obstructing it. But still, he told the guards off, and they let me inside.
And then I met Greg. Frankly, I was prepared for a cutthroat negotiation session, given his previous business experience. I had even brought an Art of the Deal copy with me which I had read during the trip. But what I instantly got was an offer of 300k DMG tokens to register as an "affiliate member". I was so flabbergasted I dropped my guard and asked what I could do to repay such a generous gift. I immediately thought I had made a huge mistake, but instead of taking advantage of it, Greg just said that I should set up a website in Spanish and say that I bought the tokens myself. I obviously agreed, and here we are today.
I still have the gift + some remaining DMG from when I did believe in the project, all of which I'm currently dumping. I don't want to dissuade the buying of these heavy bags but some of you guys are alright, so I thought I'd leak you this to prevent you from getting burned any more than you already have been.

Im ready op

>>23297975
Already am.
Big Dick Chad verified.

>>23294900
Checked

if we count to 10 the golden bullrun will begin.
I'll start

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>>23269216
Cuz I'm balls deep in MOM. Your MOM that is.

I had 4 cheeseburgers for 5 dollars for dinner yesterday.

>>23248791
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>>23249235
Lol weak fud. You still have a chance to feed your village, streetjeets. After the coingecko listing you will only net 1/100 of what you could gain from buying now and holding. But hey, you obviously have grown accustomed to the smell and sight of streetshit outside your mud hut, so who can blame you for not understanding the opportunity in front of you. Dont forget to wipe your ass and wash your hands after.

>>23241052
>Buy high, sell low.
You're welcome.

>>23200793
Yes, Chads know he's going to win. Its these other mouthy faggots that dont seem to understand that.

>>23196435
Fucking legit. I dont have twatter so I cant see who he follows or follows him.

>>23191051
this
if you're here to waste your gains on lambos or some shit you will not make it
I'm here to escape wageslavery, no more, no less.

comfy weekend edition

Risky business reporting in.

If you black whores dont own atleast 100 of this fucking high IQ nerds token you are

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>>23099047
What about parachutes? Or parakeets? These are the real questions we need answered.

>>23039671
life

>>23007521
This is essentially the financial system at large. But CORE is different because the liquidity lock means you have whales that are in the system and won't upset things. It's the shrimp who throw 1 ETH at CORE in hopes that 1 ETH (which is like 4% of a CORE right now) becomes 228 ETH at CORE's absolute maximum. Tens of millions of dollars in the CORE system, people talk about "trading COREs" instead of trading BTC or ETH, it becomes a solid store of value and a stable force in the crypto world.

>>22912371
FOMOing in is always a bad move on the broad scale. Buy when it floors to the bottom, sell when it surges to the top. Trying to be perfect is dumb, but buying right before other people are going to sell (aka when it hits the top) is also dumb.

>>22905733
I, too, have boomer parents.

>>22854413
almost 100m increase in locked supply since i got in tho. im probably gonna get scammed, but this is just such a high reward that im easily willing to throw 0.5 eth at it

>Ethercraft developers will rug with 600 eth, they haven't yet but they totally will you guys , I know because they told me, just like they told me they would scam ethercraft LOL

I rugged hatch for 250 eth and now I have to FUD a project that raised over 2x what I was able to steal with no code, KEK

>>22774487
> yes jannies its crypto related
based. can i have a seat while i wait