/biz/ - Business & Finance

>jobs reports: don't matter
>growth reports: don't matter
>revenue: doesn't matter

This is now an exclusively rate cut/hike oriented clownconomy

>Reform the entire education system, corporate system, state system, to promote, subsidize, and cater to you specifically
>go so far as to attack things that might help boys/men, culturally neuter and demoralize them

Lol why are they doing worse now???

1. Drink plenty of water
2. Get plenty of sleep
3. Sunscreen up and avoid too much exposure
4. Don't make tons of weird facial expressions throughout the day
5. Get protein and fish oil in your diet

There, now you won't end up looking like a walled roastie at 30

Imagine getting unironically, like literally naturally selected out of the gene pool like this in the modern day tutorial economy. Like you couldn't just walk up to McDonald's and get the most basic job possible or even figure out food stamps and welfare, my God.

>>26776339

This is what I'm saying. The "proof" being shared is publicly available data on short interest that is like a week delayed. Someone was buying in consistent chunks all day Tuesday, I'm not convinced shorts haven't been covering. No they aren't going to stick around for this fateful squeeze to the sky people are waiting for expectantly. At least that's why I sold today, seems like we're at a peak mania phase imo.

>how do I make money for doing literally nothing?

What is the point of marriage anymore? Christianity/spirituality is dead. Girls put out on the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd date. You don't have rights or dominion over your wife anymore, there is no father to hand her off to you. Divorce is easy as shit for her and then she can rape you with alimony and child support.

I don't see a point. I might just not do it, which is really strange to say since I've dreamed of it my whole life. There are no benefits WHATSOEVER.

Gaining it all back and then hitting a new daily high confirmed. Did Bobo really think it would be that easy?

This might by my favorite angle of a woman. Where she's lying there helplessly submitting herself to you on her back, begging you to enter her with your eyes, legs craned up and open and pussy available for easy access.

Can't decide if I like this or bent over ass up more. Ok, going to go coom now.

$3-5m, adjusted for inflation. It would be wonderful to happen on some business opportunity that got me up to $10m and early retirement though. I don't want to be an old bag when I finally have money.

>>18216255

There's nothing wrong with hyper-valuing work and productivity retard. Bankrupt Europeans could take a page from American work ethic and optimism. And no, the 0.3% of our society that are mentally ill and homeless have nothing to do with the mainstream cultural dynamics of the rest.

>>18126939

Ah, is it in Math? 300k starting??

>>18023026

>virus originates in China and they fail to do anything about it for a couple of months
>in an area where people literally live on top of each other in ramshackle dwellings and are shoulder to shoulder constantly
>millions as far as the eye can see
>somehow keep total cases down to 50,000 after 3 months

It isn't the Italian data that's the outlier

>There is NOTHING wrong with China, in fact we're going to EMBRACE CHINA AND CHINESE TRADE EVEN MORE, come here Wang let me give you smoochy woochy po

PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE STATE OF JAY INSLEE

>>17803454

This house is my investment, it's a long term thing that I am not profiting much off of at the moment due to the costs I mentioned, and anyone is perfectly capable of getting into themselves. I have to fix things personally on a bimonthly basis. This is my second job. It is not tautological to this situation at all no matter how hard you're going to try to do it now to gotcha me.

All I'm getting from this is that your confusion is a direct result of autism and the incapability of understanding nuance and context.

>>17156593

>log graph
>Durr hurr if you dump literally ALL of your money in at the WORST possible time it takes longer to recoup my investment

Educate yourself dumbfag

https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>>17004646

>yes yes I'm not a REAL socialist I'm a DEMOCRATIC socialist you know I don't want all that stuff that you people are scared of I just want to... slowly.. institute it... bit by bit

Absolutely. If you invested it all in an all-market index fund, it would average 6% YoY and you could have a safe withdrawal rate of 3.5%, or $70,000. This will grant you a very comfortable lifestyle in much of the US, outside of the top 10 most expensive cities.

You could even find plenty of small, quiet, safe and pretty towns in the countryside where you could basically live like a Prince for that sum, barring any major debt.

My sis and her husband recently moved to Sacramento. He pretty easily landed a great job in IT and it's got me thinking, the CoL there is still really manageable, and nice weather.

I don't think I could bear the politics though. I'm thinking North Carolina instead, research triangle jobs.

Hey anons i made a thread earlier about to hop into the crypto coin market and primarily looking at Chain Link since you bros suggest it.
But i don´t know when to jump in and i´m worried it might drop since it´s jumping around a bit right now.
BROS WHEN DO I HOP IN? NOW?

I was lurking through some threads and it seems that some people think that Bitcoin etc. will eventually make a buck again and i was wondering if i should start investing some money into it myself.

So do i do it or nah?