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>>50920597
I assume this is independence from the toilet witch when the first designated shitting street was made available for shitting over?

This is your titcow image provider, reminding you to buy SRNE.

Top 50 on cmc puts this at $3.42. That means a masternode suicide stack is bringing in $1,365/wk while sitting on a stack worth $514k. Fundamentals be damned, the moonenomics alone has me excited. Dex fees are shared with masternodes too, so you can probably figure another $1.5k/wk from them alone. Even one mn will be about what a minwage paycheck brings each week once top 50 and fee sharing is turn on. I make a lot of losing bets in crypto. I depend on the rare one taking off more than making up for the previous losses. This is a textbook definition of skewed risk. Put $30k in and watch in for a couple years. You'll probably have either 10k or 500k with passive income on top. Not a bad proposition considering you can set and forget. Don't worry about checking up on it, threads will be made here if they pull it off. If it fails then one of my other bets will cover this. Chasing pnds, meme food farms, 10% swings, all dumb tactics. Go in with a moderate sum and hope for a 10 or 20x, consolidate returns in eth/btc. This has always been the best strategy in crypto. Get 10k link first though, no moonshot is worth passing on a sure thing.

I don't have any friends. I would like to make some though. I'd probably put out some feelers on here and find similar anons. We could hand out and play sportsball, pool, go fishing or climbing, that kind of thing. After a fun day of activities we'd take turns hosting and have a casual party at one of our houses and if there's enough people, or just drink and play vidya/watch anime.
Potential business here too. A friend matchmaking service. Even wagecuck millennials don't have friends so everyone could benefit. It'd work like a speed dating experience and hopefully by the end of the night customers will have made two or three potential friends and can arrange further meetups if there is interest. We'd also offer bespoke packages for our more autistic clients who need a little more handholding. I'd definitely pay for such a thing. With extra handholding because seriously how do people make friends outside of the internet?

Tesla $800 EoW.

Remember to cash out a chunk of your TSLA gains before battery day on the 22nd.

TSLA 1000 EoW?

SRNE recovering.

>>21824508

Well, I'm not one of them. Going to hold through the split and wait until shortly before battery day before I consider selling.

My fellow SRNE bagholders! Sell covered calls for the 21st at some price that it obviously won't get to that soon. I've been selling covered calls at $16 and $17.

Remember, their test doesn't require a lab to process.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/investorplace.com/2020/08/srne-stock-sorrento-therapeutics-solid-coronavirus-pick/amp/

What brokerages do you use for your OTC penny stocks?

Hey, fellow SRNE bagholders. Sell covered calls for the 21st at some price that it obviously won't get to that soon. I've been selling covered calls at $16 and $17.

Remember, their test doesn't require a lab to process.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/investorplace.com/2020/08/srne-stock-sorrento-therapeutics-solid-coronavirus-pick/amp/

>>21559330

Thanks, Anon. Have a titcow.