/biz/ - Business & Finance

>wife: "just checked our bank account. where is all our money?"
>me: "relax babe we're going to be rich"
>wife: "huh? how? what are you talking about?"
>me: "i put it all into crypto, the bear market is over it's going to boom for the next few years"
>wife: "you bitcoin AGAIN!? we just finished counseling because of you losing all our money the last time!? are you fucking serious?"
>me: "no need to swear babe, you know i hate that. anyways this time it's different. last time i invested at the peak this time i got in at the bottom"
>wife: "but how do you know its the bottom? what if it crashes again?
>me: "dont worry babe. I got into a really good project this time. i did a lot of research and its the next big thing"
>wife: "ok what is it??"
>me: "DYOR faggot"

Why didn't coinbase provide a btc/link pair??

I am emotionally exhausted. I know link will hit $1000 in a few years, but if it wasn't for the memes I'd sell now. I am not cut for this market. I got in at 50 cents and am sitting on 80k linkies. Literally all my life savings are riding on link. Seeing my portfolio grow to almost $400k was so unbelievably exhilarating. I was so tempted to sell. It's going to be a long few years frens.

Just got a 5k stack at $3.05. Did I do good biz?

I WAS PROMISED RICHES. INSTEAD ALL I RECEIVED WAS A JUSTENING. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

Stupid stinkies. This was just fancy theoretical tech with no practical uses. Business are never going to trust some autonomous easily corruptible automatic contract with their hard earned cash. It was just a pipe dream. It's like hovercraft or flying cars. They're cool in movies but are not feasible in the real world. I just settled a mortgage with Docusign and had no need for fancy "decentralised oracles" or "blockchain technology" nonsense. It's like those fancy early 90s touchscreen phones that ended up being huge failures. They were interesting and novel "futuristic" tech, but they failed because they simply were not practical to use yet. It took another two decades for them to catch on, by which time the companies like IBM which came out with the initial versions were out of the game. Chainlink will go the same way.

Chainlink is a scam to destroy 4chan. The idea is that once all the racist incel neets become filthy rich they will moderate their views and stop posting here, leading to the eventual demise of 4chan and the altright movement. DO
NOT BUY CHAINLINK, I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY CHAINLINK IT'S A HUGE SCAM.

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Why is Sergey dumping on us? Why did he move millions of links to binance? What did we do to deserve this?

>muh decentralized oracles
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Ok biz, refute the fact that 65% of tokens are reserved for enterprises and the chainlink team. If that many tokens are locked up, why would corporations buy from the free market?