/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53234131
Max pain is 27 dollars this week. Ending a week far away from max pain costs Citadel buckets of money, and so the algorithm is set to always land us at or near max pain at close on Friday. However the options this week are so lopsided that pulling GME up to 27 and people executing calls may start the MOASS.

>>53209619
The really excellent thing about having older richfag relatives is it prescreens your family for who's going to be a piece of shit and beg money from you. I already know exactly who I can and can't trust with revealing wealth out to second-cousin distance, because the scumbags have been begging my uncle for money for decades. That means I only have to decide whether or not to reveal to friends and neighbors, and that's gonna be a real short list.