/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55197598
>APPLE INVENTED fucking shit
kek

>futures open red
>pump to green overnight, almost a 0.75% swing on ES
>eats shit at the bell

>>54241872
>WE WUZ CHANKS
>the african history
niggers will believe anything that makes it so they're not niggers

>>52531212
just the concept that someone has to go through and remove blank rows from a spreadsheet that were likely put there by someone else is fucking hilarious. the real intelligent one is the one who just passes shit like this down the line and goes home early

>>50268291
>SER
>SER YOU MUST REDEEM
>BASTARD BITCH WE HAD A DEAL YOU HAVE THE BOT NUMBERS LIKE YOU ASKED YOU MUST REDEEM THE CONTRACT
so how many bots actually are there on twitter? they use this metric of “monetizable daily active users” to show that there are only 5%, but the real number has to be way higher than that for them to use a stat like that. shit, even if it is only 5% of the total userbase, the concept that 1 in every 20 users is a bot on a site with hundreds of millions of accounts is pretty bad on its own

>>49783428
thank God, i was worried for a second. i guess the pics of him on his back with a helmet on are edited

>>22309127
>>22309155
I'm 6'4 and 260 and couldn't eat that either. Jesus op

>>21947587
Those chinks are out of control man haha weren't their PM reserves proved to be fake? Gotta love their counterfeit culture

>>193013
>20 hotdog breads
you uh

you aren't from around here, are you