/biz/ - Business & Finance

Not as good as fapping unless you find one of those rare girls who are actually good at fucking.

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It's illegal in most - if not all - jurisdictions around the world.

Worst case scenario is that they report you to the police. If you sent the fake diploma to them by email, they have all the evidence they need.

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>sell 10% for $800
>later accepted $1,500 to forfeit any claims against Apple
>In the early 1990s Wayne sold the original Apple company agreement, signed in 1976 by Jobs, Wozniak and himself, for $500.
>In 2011 the contract was sold at auction for $1.6 million.

Holy fucking shit

Honestly this guy deserves a medal for not killing himself yet. It's not like he had once chance and he blew it.

He had THREE fucking shots at this this thing, and he chose to cash them in for $2,800.

Sweet fuck just how cucked can you get.

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>this entire post

A startup is a business built for rapid growth.

The idea of a meme startup with a full-time chef and masseuse is just a meme. Only large companies do stupid shit like that.

>wasting capital on a pyramid scheme

You guys are much smarter than me, so for real please explain

What is this complex math used for? Like when is it useful to make up super complex equations instead of just the / * - + stuff

Stock options

>>623954

That's because some guys are aspies.

Believe it or not, but money isn't everything. Very few people are just interested in numbers on a bank account - they want the things money can buy.

As for OP

>lives in a shitty apartment
>wears shitty clothes
>drives a shitty car
>has 0 hobbies

His appearance literally screams "dirt poor", which is very unattractive.

Obviously the solution is to start blowing some of that money to show his status. But that's not realistic, considering it's part of his character to be greedy and frugal. I'm sorry.

>>603306

I try not to look down on people, but this is the sad reality.
Most blue-collar workers are nice and smart people, but it's like there is 30% who aren't fully human. They lack the ability to properly communicate with others, they control their emotions and impulses like a 4-year old, they aren't capable of reasoning and I could go on and on.

At least in university you will get to meet intelligent and interesting people.