/biz/ - Business & Finance

*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK CHINKS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

>>13140531
Does a crab have Buddha nature?

>>13139019
>Boomers don't know shit about crypto
Yeah that's my point. UBI is dependent on Boomers redistributing wealth to niggers and single moms
>This is real wealth redistribution
If you can't take crypto wealth that is the type of wealth people will want. Ergo, your UBI plan is what? Printing money until it's all worthless? Fuck outta here commie faggot.

You know what. I'm just gonna say it
*breaths in*
Fuck communists. Fuck you lazy faggots and your authoritarian bullshit masquerading as compassion. I don't give a FUCK about automation. Why? Because by then I'll be a rich fuck who likes a quick fuck. All the losers, niggers, poor, low IQ people can get bent. FUCK EM. The world is better off without those creits and low lifes. If you aren't all in crypto you deserve to be raped in the machine utopia. You will NEVER take my wealth away and give it to loser commies. FUCK ALL COMMIES AND NIGGERS AND JANNIES

>>13120665
AYO AYO HOL UP REEL QUIK
*grabs mic*
I JUST
*Mic goes ERRRRRRRRRRRR*
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING REAL QUICK
AHEM
*TING TING TING*
FFFFFFFFUCK NIGGERS
THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID AND THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT. FUCK ROASTIES TOO

Bottom is right here
*bends over and shows green ass and ball sack*

>>13095065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjKP8vYjpQ

>>13025520
Very based and redpilled. Thank you. This post was worth the wait

*pushes OP off the stage*

FUCK SHITPOSTERS
JANNIES ARE BASED

*tink tink tink*

>>12727052
>>12727078
>>12727574

we made it. congrats bizbros

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5 dead niggers! tink tink tink

>>12596501

White women are only good for pump and dump.

sorry, I mean. Women are only good for pump and dump

>>12525459


Listen faggot. None of us are doing this for women. Not sure if you got the memo or if I should forward it to your wrangler. Women aint shit. All women are whores, sluts, skanks, gold-diggers, objects, and femoids. The only transaction that will occur between me and them is me putting money on the table after I blast my load into their hair (always aim for the hair, makes them annoyed). If I could I'd strap all of them into a cardboard box with two holes in either end, I would. Women have 3 holes and only 2 of them are useful. A woman's place is to be shut up and be fucked by me

So fuck off with your pussy worship.

Fuck whores
Fuck janitors
Fuck niggers

>>12516247

I toss the ball from behind and hit nothing but net then I tell the 3DPD to fuck off and go home to my waifu. Fuck whores

>Getting married

AHEM
*tink tink tink*
Gents, if I may interject for but a brief moment. Women love weddings because it allows them to show off wealth in a particularly extravagant way. Women, being the most vain creatures on God's earth, are interested in appearances above all else. All women are like that (AWALT). They are only interested in what you can provide for them. Men, as women see them, are just walking utilities necessary to provide her the comfort she believes she is entitled to. There is no reason to interact with the modern woman beyond fucking them. They are manipulative, shallow, and overall useless. None of the classically feminine things we know of women are present in the modern woman. Snakes, leeches, holes, roasties - This defines the modern woman

As always
Fuck cunts
Fuck Jannies
Chase checks

*tips cocktail*

ayo

*dabs*

fuck bulls.

AHEM

*clinks glass*
*coughs*
*looks around*
*shifts weight from foot to foot*
*takes a sip*

>>12059737

Remember when he thought you could send signals faster than the speed of light and Peter Rizun called him out on it?

*stands up from in the crowd*

AHEM!
*clinks glass*
*Audience turns to face me*

It has come to my attention certain news relating to specific gentlemen of Non-Caucasoid descent. This news has been delegated to me because of my particular talents as a frog. Please, here here! Listen. We must act with haste, for time makes fools of us all. We must kill all the Niggers, Jews, And spics. Nothing less is acceptable!

*the crowd cheers and begins the race war*

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

*sneaks up behind Jannie*
*Snaps his neck like an old twig*

UHHHHH THIS GOES OUT TO EVERY JANNIE OR NIGGER AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

FUCK ALL THE NIGGERS IN THE WORLD.
NIGGERS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR PICKIN MY COTTON AND BEING HUMAN WIND CHIMES

>>11241829

>Anon doesn't understand basic probability