/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29875546

>>29553377
Based devs.

I would like to thank the sellers for these discount bags.

>Chart fortunetellers
It's like astrology for boys.

>>29472684
Lets just say the board was mighty pink for several hours.

Once again the burger saves us yuropoors.

I hope he enjoys prison.

A-are we early?

>>29112681
The corrections were surprisingly mild. I was prepared to hold through much worse. Feels good to be an egg farmer.

>FUNDS ARE SAFU
No need to panic, lads.

>>29015164
I'm a humble Egg farmer.

>Looking over my little EGG farm

>Falling for a 2015 meme coin in 2021

>Tried to buy BTC in 2013 but MTGX was absolute dog shit so I gave up

>>28205095
Pump it. The only way is up.

>>4043451
Let's assess how retarded this LARP is. OP claims the following:
>$380,000 per annum is costs
>$150,000 in profit

Now we've established this, OP claims to have targeted a highly specific demographic. Typical acquisition costs per qualified lead would be $40, but let's be generous and say it's half that - $20 per qualified lead.

Now, let's look at OP's profit claim. Claiming to have made $150k profit this quarter, this means that at $360 per customer; OP has gained 1472 customers within a QUARTER.

Now let's say that OP's conversio rate, with his exceptional and convincing charisma, is a phenomenal 10% (a truly spectacular conversion rate). That means that OP's spoken to, over lunch or the phone, 14,720 people this since July, which is three months.

That means OP's spoken to, over lunch or the phone, 161 people per day.

Now let's believe him. Let's say OP has invented some electrogravitics device which somehow bends spacetime, and is able to have 161 hours in a day, and accidentally gamma-rayed his brain such that now he no longer requires sleep nor sustenance, and spends every second of his day - without pause - speaking to clients (who must be lining up out the door to speak to him).

With the (incredibly generous) acquisition cost of $20 per customer, that means OP has payed $294,000 ALONE in acquisition costs in three months. Now, we realise that OP's costs are actually (conservatively) $910,000. This, assuming that OP really somehow managed - with his spacetime device - a phenomenal 1472 customers per month, means that OP is actually still $380,000 in debt.

So there we have it.

With a spacetime continuum bending device, literal superhuman powers, an infinite supply of qualified leads and a charisma which is capable of smashing the sales records of all the world's best salesmen, combined; OP has still landed him self in close to half a million dollars of debt; within 3 months - with this idea.

>tl;dr, See >>4042900

>>3698741
i recommend everyone buys right into this rise


You should all be cautious of being too late, nervous of losing the chance, or...dare I say...
>fearful of missing out?

how are my bitcoin holders doing


feeling good as fuck