/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23344988
>What's that, you want to get a few pizzas for your family? Pizza is unhealthy, your FEDcard says you can only have one.
>You want meat on that pizza? That's bad for the environment, you'll have to have some bugs instead
>Soft drink? No no, sugar is really bad for you, you can only buy chlorinated fluoridated water.
>Garlic bread? Sorry but that will take you above the amount of calories recommended by the commissar of health.
>You want to buy petrol so you can drive to the shop and pick up your pizza? Private ownership of vehicles is bad for the environment, you'll have to buy a bus ticket
>You want to buy cryptocurrency? I'm afraid that's not on the list of acceptable use for your UBI.
>You want to take a holiday? Unfortunately you can only spend your dollars in your county.
>You want to leave the country? Sorry but you can't buy plane tickets with that money
>FOUR cans of beans? I'm sorry, it says here you live by yourself, you're only allowed to buy 2 cans this week.
>Sorry anon, you can't buy ammunition with your FEDcard, and I'll have to report to the ATF that you tried to do so.
>Hello, I'm the local community commissar, we have video footage of you (facial recognition tech) attempting to buy a second freezer. I need to search your house to make sure you're not attempting to stockpile food.
>Sorry, you can only buy salmon every second week, government says we gotta protect the oceans, but can I recommend you some witchety grubs?

Remember the four horsemen anon:
UBI
Digital Dollar
Negative Rates
Brrrrrrrrr

You see these happening, or the preparation for these happening? It doesn't get better from here. Time to buy gold.