/biz/ - Business & Finance

WOAH DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade - listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! It’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. Speaking of which Karen and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I’m frigging JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>26311186
>Buy ticker because random shill told me about it on a Chinese cartoon forum
>1000 shares at market price
>Forget about it for weeks on end
>Randomly check to find you’re +100%

Simple as

>Why yes I go balls deep on over leveraged far OTM options plays and get 1000x return enabling me to retire at 28, how could you tell?

>>25657164
Based HUEs keeping the steel bullrun going

>>25550439
>Selling when the pump has just begun
This is just on news of steel futures rising, imagine after earnings start rolling through (Q4 earnings for some steel companies announced next week) and any infrastructure bills begin getting passed.

In short, CLF CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

> Tfw picking up MFA 10 $4c 1/15

Can’t believe it’s this cheap

>>25274079
>100-140 IQ play: Solar, Wind and electric car batteries are the future of green energy

>Sub 100 and >140 IQ play: Green rock power everything

>>25238755
>Why yes I’m balls deep in OTM calls on random stocks that a website dedicated to Chinese girl cartoons told me to buy, how could you tell?

WOAH DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade - listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! It’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. Speaking of which Karen and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I’m frigging JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!