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Why do you guys wanna live like a hermit? Why not flex on normans?

When will my life begin, I just want to retire to a nice cabin in the mountains...

So according to this board you guys all want to go into the mountains.

>be you
>go out on a date in the city
>drive 4 hours to get back to the “cabin”
> by this time your date would have already lost interest or called the cops for kidnapping


Meanwhile the city chad with a penthouse
>bars are 5 min away decides to drive his lambo anyways
>can point to any thot and she’ll come to him
>bring her to his penthouse 50 story ups.
>proceeds to rail her against the plexiglass looking down on street traffic ahead

Your choice hermit fags.