/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58663598
Im not gonna lie anon that foods looks absolutely delicious, im honestly going to go buy some for myself right now. I seriously need calories to support my big big brain while i keep on scalping some agrs. Cheers and i hope you enjoy your food

>>58521384
giving you some advice here, take it if you want, dont if you dont
gravity labs will release soon, its gonna literally explode and pump your shit, wait until then and thank me later

Honestly, respectfully, i would literally sell all my btc, shib, apu, pajamas, avi, eth and link folio worth 122k that took me 3 years to accumulate to lick her feet for 30 minutes

>>57559438
Okay im not going to lie to you OP most of us are here to laugh at the gamblers. I mainly do altcoins and high tier market research with my money. My folio consists of AGRS, ONT, THETA and MATIC and it hasn't changed names since 4 years ago, the shitcoin thing is a meme

>>57412711
Mmm interesting. I'll buy a bag since its already hard for shitcoins to last past 1 M, let alone get to 2M mcap OP. Good gem

>>57370605
Its not going down nigger. Now, please, leave my country because you're contaminating my space and i don't appreciate you looking at my phat with those stealing eyes

>>56481625
Have you ever really stopped to look how much reddit is full of faggots? Mentally deranged people? childs? like, literal children?
These people couldn't understand how smart contracts work or why mastercard aproved soramitsu to launch a crypto credit card even if you explained it to them in the most basic caveman level english because their brains either are not fully developed or have just outright stopped developing.
Its sad really

>>55802586
It's legit and you can do it without problem most of the time. Just grab your lower limit credit card and do it once on something safe and see how it goes. I do it constantly to invest in the shitcoins im not entirely sure of. I did it recently on x.com and im planning on hopping on to cardano again now that the v5 audit passed and good results are expected

If not you can always do the classic

>Use half to travel and do stuff and half to buy commodities.
>Declare bankruptcy.
>Live off commodities and easy job for 3-5 years until you have enough credit to get a secured credit card and start rebuilding credit.
>Repeat process 3-5 times then retire.
It worked for my mother. If you have any magic categories that force banks to lend to you (woman, disabled, minority, etc.) then this
is pretty much guaranteed.

>>54986135
Crypto VC
up 8 figs
Pay attention today fag, could be the day you become a big whale. THAT group is moving and setting up the launch of a token that will revive the casino again.
Be wary

>>54812122
Real people like me get their stuff online. No time to waste on bullshit like this when you're investing. Time lost = PEEPO lost. And you want every single PEEPO there is

Dude you didn't get the memo? You only needed to invest in PEEPO it's not that hard

>>54735856
Because im investing in Pool Party my man, MCAP is going great, numbers are skyrocketting. It's literally a dream come true for us compulsive gamblers

>>54442703
Just use dextools, it has a built in alarm that literally overrides EVERYTHING in your phone/pc for a screeching sound that makes you want to take your eyes and ears out so you can't ignore it even when you want. Believe me, i've tried but thanks to that i actually got to buy and sell on the recent VINU pumps so... the good with the bad

>>53638827
Lmao niggas here trying really to grasp at the straws to make any amount of money they can. I respect it, but why go to such extents when you can literally invest in reward tokens (hami finance) or cryptos with dividends (ONT) and get more money with half the effort? Because what i get from these threads is "i will put a lot of effort into something that will most likely fail"

>>52479578
I would ask for a bag of 20 usd of ZooDAO, in a year it x10 and i can buy nice things for my family. It's easy peasy

>>50988527
This is where men get separated from boys
get ready, this will be harsh and it will hurt, but we will all come out stronger, the ones of us who actually do come out tho

>>50757556
>ultimate champion chad
how are you lcg chads holding up

>>50365233
Well you see i've had the same experience time and time again were i have sex with different women and it always tires me. It's boring, i've tried all the kinky degenerate shit and it never makes me come like i can do when i jerk off. In fact, some times when i have enough from women i just jerk off during a week, i call this my "time out period" and let me tell you i get far more pleasure this way. As how do you profit from this? Just get 300 or so usd on your local memecoin (changpump), wait a week, you'll have your gains tripled or more, and buy a hell of a lot of toys, use those to make your experience a +100

Gentleman i have finally arrived, let us proceed with the meeting
For my next magic trick (Saving the economy) i require that you
>start ghost operatives in different latin american countries to destroy the surging leftoid gobvernments
>impose hard but fair economic measures to support the USA's growth and discoourage new insurgents
>Start investing, slowly, but steady, in BTC
>Invest in dangerous amounts of QOM
That's how you do it

>>49964494
you're sure about that kid?

>>49942275
I would like two vinu bags, shaken, not sitrred