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>>4696803
Anon you are holding a spined dildo at least three times as long and thick as your own penis.

You're busy staring at it right now and thinking "I only have 1 question: how do I shove this fucker all the way up my ass without lubing up"

When you should be thinking "how long do I hold before I get to use this dildo to fuck the shit out of pic related and similar cunts who deserve it?"

Then again I guess its your choice. Some people like taking a good assfucking I suppose