/biz/ - Business & Finance

>there are people ITT who don't have Fidelity and can't trade in AH

>>29433740
Kek

>>29338569
>son? is that you?
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>>29070660
>rags on RH for being fined for non-disclosure, twice
>gets RH to admit their 606 doesn't disclose at least 3 other market makers

Fucking roasted

>>28426802
>I'm too intelligent for people here.

Yeah investing in fucking APPLE. What a maverick. Big brain coming through people.

Did you look up shibboleth? Do you understand the implication?

>mfw bought 2 at $80 during yesterdays dip
>mfw not a retard who is necking themselves for dumping life savings, tuition money, 2nd mortgages or liquidated other assets for a meme stock

Loving every laugh

>"GameStop's stock surge and QAnon"
>"GME holders are financial terrorists!"
>"You ARE allowed to short as much as you want... it just means you're really interested in shorting!"
>"The short sellers are the REAL heroes here!"
>"You will NOT win this! Sell Now!"
>"You've already hit the home run! Just sell now and go home!"
>"Melvin exited their shorts at $90! They covered their losses! They'll be the ones laughing at the end of all this!"
>"There is no market manipulation happening! You don't need to buy, and I'm still letting you sell! See!"
>"That $1B credit I asked for means nothing! Sell! Sell Now!"
>"YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS"

Imagine how happy your grandkids will be receiving this stock as a family heirloom, knowing that it is a part of history, and that somewhere Melvin is still eternally seething because they STILL have not closed their fucking shorts.

This is fucking beautiful.

>>26840349
>buying $10 of stock when it's trading at $330 a share
Lol what, why even fucking bother