/biz/ - Business & Finance

If this goes to 50$ I quit my job. If it hits 100$ I quit my job and moonwalk out of the place flipping everyone the double bird. If it goes to 150$ or higher I hire a mariachi band to play at full volume in full regalia while doing the above, and if it hits 200 or better I do all of it with my cock out.

Let's fucking go boys.