/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>bitch office comes into my office and asks me why I'm using up over half the office energy quota by myself
>office is barren outside of my computer which is cased in the same plain casing as every other one in the office
>shrug and say that maybe a fuse is fucked or something, get a techie in
>she is the techie
>shrug and ask her to fucking figure it out
>'excuse me Anon?'
>ask her to fucking figure it out please
>she looks at my computer, sees nothing out of the ordinary
>however when she opens task manager she notices the crypto miner; but is unaware of what it actually is
>as she goes to delete it I ask her to leave it
>why?
>because linky linky makes me a stinky stinky boy
>she gives me a blank look and moves her arm again
>pull open the draw, throw open the false bottom, throw out the Death Note and consume all the magic mushrooms I had hiding in there
>dropkick the bitch, mushrooms rapidly kicking in due to the quantity
>pick her up by her long ponytail
>swinger her around my office, destroying all my shit
>throw her through the window
>BEGONE GEIBOWSER!
>do a double backflip somersault as I shout YIPPEE and jump after her
>from outside the building see my boss (really old woman) rushing over
>plummet 50 storeys while doing various aerial poses and stripping
>use the bitch's face as a trampoline; the elasticity of her plastic surgery gives me enough energy on the bounce
>leave gore on the ground, start masturbating
>rise to my floor again, boner inhand and ready
>old woman barges in
>shout GANGBAAAAANG to my officebros
>she opens the door, I get on the floor and everybody does the dinosaur