/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update・I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together ・think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
舛ause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

>>55092388
>>55092477
>dusts off old link folder
c-c-c-checked

>>49883082
>frens
>and to everyone who understands; what is coming is inevitable.
It's all been worth it

Buy Zenon.

>>21046777

>>20659696
Vanlife anon. Buy a cheap $2000 van, get a portable toilet in, a matress, some cooking gear and you are set for months. Shower in a gym and also get those gains at the same time. Win-win.

We believe in you Sergey!
We are the linkmarines and we are in this through thick and thin.

>>14551388
My gf has PCOS too, but she has huge tits and doesn't post on /biz/, she just cries a lot.

There's hope for you yet. Buy LINK!

>>14479097
>I'll never be smoking weed when I have my kids
they're never to know of what I've done in my 20s
>my father was the same way
>I thought he was a model man and straight edge guy
>turns out he was exactly like me in my 20s and I only found out recently
What the fuck 42? Either we're all the same person or our similar backgrounds had some effect in bringing us together. Identical story here. Time for my morning coffee and bud too.

fyi, no one ever leaves

FLUSH ME sERGEY

Prepare as much as you can, brothers. Once we have the resources fully at our disposal, it's all engines go on being a positive force in the world. There isn't enough time, and the work has to start now.

- Exercise - Lifting, Cardio, Outdoors (Daily)
- Reading - Books in your hand (Daily)
- Eating Clean - Greens, Proteins, Water, etc.(Daily)
- Mentally Clear - Meditation, Stretching, Breathing.
- Eliminate Addictions
- Eliminate Weakness from your mind
- Embrace Discomfort in your life
- GROWTH MINDSET

Strap the fuck in. If you're not ready, you WILL die--if not physically, than mentally/spiritually--once life becomes radically different.

>>12244560
Sergey is the sexiest man alive

>>12014652
I have 200SV to pump into linkies when SV takes off.

>>11933184

thanks based sergey

For once. Just once. I wish we could get a poll of how much LINK everyone here owns without getting bullshit answers. Just one thread where everyone drops the facade and is totally honest about their holdings so I can figure out how my 23k stack measures up.

I honestly can't tell if I'm a linklet or a whale with a stack this size.

Chainlink is gonna tank so hard. It's been a fucking year and the only decent partnership outside of the blockchain sphere has been with SWIFT. I can't continue to shill this to people I know IRL and repeat the SWIFT thing over and over again. I mentioned web3 and it was embarrassing when they looked it up to verify.

It's a fucking blockchain company. It aims to "decentralize the web" with it's polkadot blockchain. It's literally a competitor to Tron. Now I'm not saying they wont succeed or web3 wont be huge in the future, we don't know. What the problem is, is web3 a fucking blockchain startup. They don't even have a wikipedia page. Web3 relies just as much on Link as Link does it on it. It's like 2 kikes in Washington scratching each others backs to get ahead. I've looked into the other shit partners Link has like OpenLaw, Consensys, etc they are all blockchain shit. None of them are real world companies with incomes that do business outside of blockchain. They all rely on Blockchain for success, and since Blockchain has no usecase, they all rely on Link to be the usecase for Blockchain as much as Link needs them for their legal work and such and such. It's circular.

When is Link going to get a partnership with a company listed on Nasdaq? When is Link going to get a government contract, even with just a state government? Something big that will have actual money flowing through it. When is Link going to get a partnership with a big 4 accounting firm? I'm sick of these irrelevant blockchain pipedream projects about decentralizing everything under the sun. What are all these "100's of partners" Sergey has hinted it. I hope to god it's something genuine and that SWIFT introduced them too through their network and not just 100 picks from CMC's rankings. I feel like the hype around Link and it's partnerships right now is the same as last year where shit like fucking Dentacoin and ICON were mooning based on nothing.

>>11340955

STREEEEAAAAAAM

>>11169901
get to it marine

*breathes* y-y-you're welcome my child *breathes*

>>10814292

>ITT: people who don't have philosophy degrees thinking asking questions means lack of knowledge.

>>10663701
buy genetic engineering stocks