/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55015168
Because she's uniquely attractive and cute and we like to fantasize about a reality in which we're a couple and she likes us for who we are and not what we can give her and we're young and happy together in a perfect moment forever instead of the reality we live in where life is just all the shit we're doing waiting for moments that never come.

>>54515547
I'm a 34 year old virgin.
This time last year I was in a bar and this pair of drunk parents were trying to set me up with their 21 year old daughter, and she was there with them fucking me with her eyes and snatched my phone out of her hand in order to put her number in it. She was cute too. And I moved away two weeks later and never called her because I didn't want to ruin her life by having her hook up with a 30+ year old loser with intimacy and commitment issues.

>work in IT for company contracted to local government
>come in at 8 AM to start wagie slave day making 15 bucks an hour
>sit in tiny closet repurposed to office for 3 people
>no AC so it's hot as fuck
>boss comes in 45 minutes late
>he's coughing because he's sick again
>instead of staying home, he comes in when he doesn't even have to in order to cough every 15 seconds to assure that we all get sick too.
>"Morning, anon! There's some stuff in my truck we'll need today. Go get it."
>makes me walk out to his truck that he drove in to grab things that he could have carried himself on his way in the door
>Come back with stuff.
>"Oh yeah anon, I also need you to grab that other thing in the truck."
>Go back outside to grab other thing in the truck.
>Other thing is not in his truck.
>"Yes it is, anon. I saw it there. Go check again."
>Go back and forth 3 times looking for thing that is definitely not in his truck
>"Oh right. It's in my other car at home. Oh well"
>I sit back down and he goes back to staring at his computer screen for about 30 minutes.
>Realizes he's bored so he stands up and stares at our whiteboard looking for busywork for us to do.
>"Anon, I need you to look up this thing we need to buy"
>Instead of looking it up himself, he stands behind me backseat driving my every mouse click

>>22989999
what a waste

>>22702588
>>22702836
31 year old virgin here.
My mom's weapon of choice was to constantly threaten to disown me or kick me out of the house if I ever got a girl pregnant.

>>19255232
>dad retired from military few years back and makes more retired than he did full time as an E8.
>complains all the time that he's bored

It's not fucking fair.