/biz/ - Business & Finance

So what's this hole shemitah thing? Sell yom kipor buy rosh Hashanah they say? So we're gonna pooomp in a couple weeks?

What will UVXY close at today? I have some old spreads exp today I forgot about

If I rat out my neighbors to the govt, will they upgrade my pod for me?

>>51226656
What mean?

>>51168341
Looks like a good time to build that mancave/shed I've been wanting

Bobo, please work some magic for me tomorrow. Not too much, just a little scare bobo please and thank you kind sir

I ran out of those keurig coffee pod things. I do have a large thing of ground coffee, Folgers or something but no coffee pot or filters. Can I just put paper towels in a strainer and pour boiling water on it with a cup underneath. That will make coffee, right?

>>50880497
What does that mean?

>>50835823
I don't get it

>>50800744
How do I become an insider without selling my soul?
t. outsider

>>50721797
That means buy puts when euphoria posters start gloating

I just ate bacon and eggs. No carbs. Bullish or bearish?

Should I try trading on psychedelic mushrooms? Doesn't elon use it to get a unique perspective? Trading on xanax is bad though, I've already learned that lesson the hard way

If you're buying right now you're going to get lose all your money. The rug has already been pulled out from under the economy, but it hasn't hit the ground yet. C suite people are making big moves right now to batton down the hatches before a huge recession.

>>50597108
When will they charge the name of the white house The Bipoc Tranny House?

>>50575009
$389.95

>>50572488
Welcome to /smg

If I legally change my name to some combination of rosen stein gold berg green bloom cohen off schekel, man, will I start making money again?

REMINDER: The Jews take lunch between 12 and 1 pm EST. Do with this what you wish

>>50015630
We are so fucking far from the bottom it's not even funny.

>>49645787
17k is the bottom (16k wick possible) but ok.

>>49315943
I bought some sol 'cause of this guy. "ETH" killer he says, fuck outta here. Worst performing asset by a long shot. All my other cryptos i did my own research for are all in green or way less down than market average. Fuck this guy.

>>26925761
i just bought and i'm already down 25% wtf bros did i literally do the buy high meme

it's all gonna crash 75%+ tomorrow isn't it