/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57557272
>I want to go out for dinner to celebrate

you guys have friends?

>>56673816
I noticed that too

>>56383355
Sometimes it feels like a certain group of people are constantly trying to arb my portfolio away from me

>Billions of dollars to Israel
>Billions of dollars to Iran
>Billions of dollars to Ukraine
>Billion of dollars of our equipment just handed over to whatever scavengers were there in Afghanistan
>Billions of dollars to the NIH to create a pandemic
>Billions of dollars in classified contracts to pharmaceutical corps for MRNA operations to supposedly fight the plandemic

That's my money they are using to fund all sides of wars and pandemics. And yet now, I can barely afford two combo meals at Arby's.

Since the government works for me, the hardworking tax payer, then I am the boss. Id like to get my money back now so I can afford to eat more then once a day. So, what do?

>>55910570
How know?

>>55899879
What mean? Line go way down?

I bought certain bullish spreads yesterday at the bell. Wake up, spreads 1DTEs are +15% and 3 DTEs +5%. Check the calls by themselves, they are down 24%.l, despite the gap up, Kek.

Reminds me, that's why I use these types of spreads

Don't you love those dark pool glitch wicks?

>>53597014
Well surely there will be a green candle again someday, somewhere, on some planet, in some dimension, on some alternate timeline, r-right?

Why are we down? Because we were up so much for no reason or did something actually happen?

>>53206385
So line go up or down from here?

>>53151719
You can always put it into a 0DTE options account. Hardly anybody has to pay taxes on that type of account, but then, there is always that very small chance you get really unlucky and hit some jackpot

One day will be green, eventually, at some point in time, possibly, might could, should perhaps, in theory, potentially, be green, whenever that may come, I just know it, right, r-right?

>>52737588
>>52737590
The crash happens when the yield curve *UN*-inverts. Right now yields are extremely inverted, so we're primed for a crash, but we don't have the catalyst yet. That's why I'm asking how much longer people expect this rally to continue.

>>52695843
How many cyber security incident response people post in /smg?

>>52510543
He's using the classic and time tested dart board method, isn't he? Half the darts are red, half green. Red darts buy puts, green darts buy calls. Yellow darts sell iron condors or buy butterflies

>>52485667
Sorry bro, but the market for some strange reason doesn't give a rats ass flying fuck about what you or I want

>>52449660
What's the 1st best?

A single anon started using the word heem here like a year or two ago, and now it's used all the time over and over again in every single thread

>>52359473
I've got a whole bag of em ready Bobo, I just hope I don't break the A button on my keyboard

>>52219221
Jews. There, now you know. Just don't tell too many goyim too quickly, or they will reject it. You have to ease it in gently

Financial markets are turning me Jewish. What do?

>>51657950
What in the great cornholio is that?

Maybe I should move into something more stable and less volatile, something safer like crypto or fentanyl