/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29806252
No more dumps, Alex, please. I'll give you all my data, even my password-protected loli folder, just please.

In order of portfolio share:
AQB
PLTR
NIO
SRAC
and 115 Dollaridoos in BARF

>don't diversify they said
>as a poorfag barely scraping 5 figures you should only hold a handfull of top stonks they said
>buy the dip they said
FUCK. ME.

>>29386777
It's been literally 1 and 1/5 trading days since the dip how fucking impatient can you get?

>>29255336
>tfw can't post my own edit

>>29136537
Never is the only correct answer.

>>29072884
based

MOMMY PUMP MY PALANTIR BAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSS

>>28787007
what europe exchange are they also on?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>28435555
Checked. $55 minimum confirmed.

>pricing in expiry
>projected to destroy earnings

PLANTER CHADS REPORT

>>28266012
Fantastic I talk to hundreds of people every day on /smg/

>>28220024
this is the way.

>>28217706
It can't be stopped

does the feeling of not having enough money to invest ever go away..

>>28111659
planter

>>28098030
IBM partnership, FB partnership speculation, NEW WORLD ORDER

>>28096085
we're up 10%..

Glad I listened to that one anon that said he had a feeling to buy PLTR over these last couple weeks before lockup expiry.

>>28051621
planter simple as

>>27976849
Here's a meme for you PLTR fags