/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>tourist from /pol/ and /k/
>looking for some white pills
>brows biz for first time
>see everyone shilling grt
>set up coinbase account
>see grt selling for .28 cents
>fuck it.jpeg
>drops £300 quid on it
>~2k stacklet
>lose 1k swinging like a retarded north american pavement ape on bath salts
>i can't sneed.rar
>diamond hands engaged
>hodl for dear life
>mfw grt hits $1k ath in 3 years time.