/biz/ - Business & Finance

Niggers tongue my anus

(Wagmi my stinky linky negroes!!)

https://vocaroo.com/1aZXK8tntqC6

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
'Bout a hacker that rocked the blockchain cartel (uh-huh)
Ari Jewels, causing chaos in the dark
Hackin' bridges, makin' money disappear like a spark (ooh yeah)

Defi protocols, they were his playground
$Billies gone, nowhere to be found (nope)
He moved swift, leaving cryptos in distress
A mastermind, the mystery hacker, the best (uh)

Hacked the blockchain bridges, breaking through the locks (ooh-yeah)
Defi protocols under attack around the clock (uh-huh)
Ari Jewels, the one they couldn't catch (nah)

>>28137399
i've been all in link for 3 years and I'm putting fiat into bancor this week. so I think you maybe right (still hurting from the 10x's I missed with yearn, aave, avax, etc)

>>25366035
$1,000 EOY

tomorrow

>>21898661
please
do
not
throw
sausage
pizza
away

>>21386512
you are 100% correct, i meant to post this one

ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 31 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>>18400515

LINK will hit $1000 EOY. Don't like it?

STINK

MY BROTHERS IF YOU EVER FEEL DOWN IN YOUR LIFE JUST REMIND YOURSELF THAT YOU OWN CHAINLINK AND WE WILL ALL BE MULTI MILLIONAIRES. PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC AND VISUALIZE A BETTER LIFE AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY REAL SOON. GO OUTSIDE, GET /FIT/, GET SOCIAL, FIND YOURSELF A PARTNER IF YOU WANT TO OR DON'T, ENJOY TIME WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY. WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT KINGS.

The stink is on my mind boys

Sorry Linkies this isn’t personnel but I just FORKED Chainlink and I’m NOT giving it back unless Sergey agrees to go to dinner with me.

AMA

>>15706414
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ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 31 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>>15582444
Checked
Vitalik is cursed.
>invent first mass adopted smart contracts dapps platform
>sells a chunk at $5
>create smart contract network in 2014/15
>Satoshi passes Vitalik over and gives smartcontract.com domain to Chainlink
>2019 have a bunch of link
>LINK hits $5
> sell at 1.56
Vitalik can’t win
Imagine inventing eth and making smart contracts mainstream, only to watch as two fuckheads named Sergey and Ari get tendies from Satoshi.

>>15511173
He raised $30 million. It all went to Ari Juels.

How does it feel to get arijueled?

>>15489188
Chainlink is a wealth transfer mechanism. It transfers wealth from racist NEETd to Ari Juels and Sergey Nazarov.

>>15483552
Here's how it works:
You think Sergey is the decider, but he isn't. Sergey became the CEO thanks to Ari, and now he does what Ari tells him to. Ari wants to raise money for the IC3. Until 2017, the IC3 raised money by applying for grants. With luck they raised a million or two. Now it's much easier to get Sergey to pay 10x more for it as he's sitting on millions of free link tokens with he can offload whenever he feels like. Basically Ari figure out a way to get unlimited funding for his projects (and probably enrich himself as well).

Ari Juels created Chainlink. Now he's ready to destroy his creation.

>>15473602
Ari Juels is unironically Satoshi Nakamoto. Chainlink was a prank by him. He wrote the whitepaper in two days just to see if idiots would buy his shitcoin.

When did you realize that Chainlink is Ari Juels's money printing machine?
>Write whitepapers
>Sell them to Chainlink
>Dump link or use ICO funds to pay for it

This UGLY son of a bitch is FUCKING thousands of linkers IN THE ASS and BASICALLY, you're an IDIOT.

>>15427970
Just suck his dick then bro.