/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55853747
kek. I also have a falling asleep story
>work for a small company
>talk with a coworker about cooking
>idea: why don't we cook together at work?
>he brings a hot plate and kitchenware
>we start cooking together in our break
>some other coworkers ask if they can join
>our lunch break slowly goes from 30 minutes to over an hour
>one day in the summer we cook spaghettis and meatballs
>they're really good and I eat too much
>have a meeting after the break and solidly fall asleep for 10 minutes

Now that you mention it, I did a big poo this morning

They all had sense enough to shit at home before going to the mall but the first thing you did was head to the food court and it’s their fault?

>>49862866
I'm actually a first year CS student and I've made a Jason parser this afternoon that basically has all the functionality of chainlink and more. Sorry linkies, Sergey just wasn't fast enough with the implementation

i have mold growing in my hair
i masturbate 5+ times a day
I drink a 6 pack a day
and sit on /xsg/ 24/7
only getting 3 hours of sleep a night
all in anticipation of this god damn moon

Infinity soon for sure lol, it’s obvious what’s going to happen.

>>24518827
Hmmmm, sounds like the life, my friend

>>23707579
Hey.

>>23578174
Go to Hell, Bitch.

>>23544904
You cant swim?

I saw some big shillers joining the TG, dev might be up to something after listing, one guy just bought for 20 Eth

>>22775157
we too fucking rich already for this shit

By the end of a year x50 is a pessimist scenario

Pee pee poo poo

>tfw obese slob pepe will be the last thing you see before it all goes dark

>code monkey
>pic related