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OI LISTEN OI MATE OIM BRIISH SOD OFF YOU WANKER ABSOLUTE MELT

Lads, where rurally speaking isn’t a destitute bumblefuck hole, an old folks retirement home or a 1million+ country manor clique next to a Waitrose?

>>29108996
Get something to make yourself even more desirable to women in general. She will appreciate this more than any gift to her, as all women desire above everything a high value mate. They will literally be homeless if it means dating a gigachad.
A girlfriend is not a bank, either. If you two split (“wa wa we’re solid as a rock she would never etc” - me in each of my relationships, a few months before being dumped). Your “investments” in her mean nothing when she’s ready to leave - you will be shocked by the coldness with which your previous best friend can treat you

Women are not a bank, your investment will plummet harder than GME if you run into relationship problems, and there won’t be a squeeze once she sees you as anything but her man.
Heed my advice, or find it out for yourself. Sorry to ruin your comfy post, get her something cute but focus on yourself anon, she’ll thank you for it.