/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Trump wins, stonks keep going up
>Bernie wins, $50k in student loans I'm leveraging for stonks is forgiven
based me

I live in a hostel in a country with an extremely low cost of living for $3 a night and buy street food for about $2 a meal

>>16801701

>>16359592
>Silver is so cheap it's profitable to throw away lol
It's good in a way.
It only ensures that when they pull the plug on the dollar the purchasing power of silver will skyrocket.

>>16189062
>not giving a fuck

Stop giving them this benefit already, everybody stand strong and refrain from doing your no1 in the toilet, use jugs instead

>>15901374
I want it yes

>>13738041
Please deposit your pissbottle at the front desk on your way out wagie, where it will be tested. Any prohibited substances found will result in immediate termination of employment.

Best hedge position for someone wanting the collapse of China?
I'm thinking selling puts on Hang Seng. That way either I make a lot of money or this counterfeit country falls apart.

>everybody at my job trades biotech pennystocks
>one boomer guy from NYC that does nothing but Iron Condor spreads

earnings week soon

What about peebottles?
Basically it's just empty bottles but we charge the price of a full bottle. And it's ecofriendly since we reuse old plastic 100% without even transforming it.
We could do a premium version delivered with a pack of urinal pastilles to drop onto the bottles.
I just think about it because i just used a 3 weeks old pee bottle and the smell is really awful.

>>12315877
I have some piss saved up I can sell you anon.

>>11826431
Onions is the best food for increasing your natural testosterone OP. I'd recommend a onions only diet, look into onions.

>>11183090
What's the big deal? I've been peeing into bottles for ages. I have quite the collection in my bedroom now.

>>11184519
The absolute STATE of wagekeks

>>10783722
>tfw you're running the biggest Jenkem ring in Britain and you trick the undercover author who is about to bust you by blaming it on your "job"

>>10499807
it's not too late. I had to do this at age 25 as well (not mcdonald's but non-chain fast food). this was also around the time of the first bitcoin bubble when I finally got in at $800. I kept cost averaging and soon the $9/hr I had been making became $3/hr or less as crypto kept going down. lived with my mom. wanted to kill myself regularly. but I believed in crypto. don't give up or think it's too late to make it. at the current ~$285 billion market cap it's still worth cost averaging and seeing how it develops over the next 5 or so years. just focus on self-improvement and understand why this stuff can become a $5 trillion + market. don't let it get you down. if you can't sustain a frugal enough lifestyle to save or don't really believe in crypto maybe it's not the right thing for you. but you're here, so that's better than most people. good luck anon, may you one day make it and look back on all this and laugh

You grew up :O

>so this is the power of crypto

Finally a use for all these bottles!

*fills the shabbos goy coffin with piss*

>>10269742

>>10233886
a bond is priced as the present value of the coupon payments (scheduled dividends) plus the par value. when you buy say a 10 year bond with a par value of $1000 and coupon rate of 5%, you will get 5% of 1000 every year and then 1000 at maturity. I only mention this aspect because it's important to understand how the cash flows work to understand why the price would change. basically you're sitting with something that will pay back an amount similar to what you bought in for that will give you 10 years of income at a low risk percentage (for US government bonds). if you are holding one of these, you are stuck with that coupon rate for 10 years. they are tradeable though. so if similar maturity new bonds by the same issuer are coming out with a higher coupon (interest rates rise), the old bonds with a lower coupon will be less desirable, all else equal, because they pay a smaller amount than what's currently available for $1000. so in the secondary market they will have to be discounted to the point where they are competitive with the new higher rate bonds. the only mechanism to do this is to sell them for less, so that someone buying them would get the same return as if they are buying the current newly issued bonds on offer. the reverse happens when interest rates fall, the older bonds that are out there and have higher interest rates become more desirable, and become priced to yield a competitive rate with the lower interest rate bonds being issued. the only mechanism to do this is to raise the buy in price on those old bonds.

>>10220955
Netflix has sucked for a while too. The selection I mean. You can't even get Neil Breen films anymore (unless you are ordering physical copies). I don't pay for it but am exposed to its use.

>>10062600
KMI