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AMAZON FUCK YOU

Who the FUCK is buying that much puts ???
Put and call ratio at 2.9, never seen that

JEROME POWELL
COME ON OUT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE LITTLE CHAT ABOUT THESE YIELDS

JEROME POWELL
COME ON OUT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT

JPOW
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?
WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT FOR ANOTHER LITTLE CHAT?
I PROMISE I WONT HURT YOU TOO BADLY

JEROME
COME ON OUT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE FRIENDLY CHAT ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MY PORTFOLIO

HEY J POWELL, COME ON OUT, SHOW YOURSELF
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FRIENDLY LITTLE CHAT ABOUT THESE YIELDS
DON’T BE SCARED, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE

Fidelity's app is such a cluster fuck I can't even sign in on my phone because I get some "logged out after 30 minutes message" and it logs me back out again. I've been on the phone with them for 40 minuets on hold for a different issue. All this on my lunch break before I have to turn on my work computer again and get fucked by a shit ton of teams messages

WHERE'S BAYHORSE SHILL................................. COME OUT BAYHORSE SHILL.......................... JUST WANT A QUICK CHAT BAYHORSE NIGGER................................ A FRIENDLY HEART TO HEART IF YOU WILL................................. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS BAYHORSE SHILL................................... JUST WANNA PICK YOUR BRAIN............................... COME OUT BAYHORSE SHILL............................................ JUST A FRIENDLY LITTLE CHAT..........................

NASDUMP
YOU PUSH IT

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>>29619610
I CANT FUCKING WFH ANYMKRE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. IM SO ANGRY THESE NEXT 2 WEEKS I WILL AVSOLUTELY DO FUCKING NOTHING EXCEPT ENJOY THE BACKYARD, AND SIT WITH MY DOG IN THE SUN AND DRINK BEER FUCK THAT

>>29499780

SOXL PLEASE

IVE LEARNED MY LESSON

X3 LEVERAGES IS A PAIN TRAIN

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>"CFMS is gonna moon after hours"
WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERS SAID THIS

BFLY

>>29380365

CCIV SHILL, LETS TALK....... JUST A CHAT.

BFAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR............................................................................ COME OUT................................................................................... TIME FOR OUR LITTLE HEART-TO-HEART...................................................... OVER A FRIENDLY DRINK BFARF NIGGER....................................................... I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS BFARF SHILL COME OUT.................................... WOULD JUST LIKE A QUICK WORD BFARF SHILL.................................................... A QUICK CHAT....................... WANNA PICK YOUR BRAIN BFARF SHILL.......................................................

>>29039621
ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I WARNED YOU. ANYONE IN SMG ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO - I WARNED YOU.
ANYONE IN SMG YESTERDAY - I WARNED YOU.
TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GO CASH BEFORE THE GENOCIDE
>TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GO CASH BEFORE THE GENOCIDE
TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GO CASH BEFORE THE GENOCIDE

>tfw the dips always happen on off weeks after I get paid.
>tfw always end up buying right before the red weeks
>tfw they get me everytime

LOL futures are about to fall through the fucking floor. Semi-memes such as the ARKKs and SOXL are down big. I think this session we're going to see a true rug pull, September style. Get the FUCK OUT I WARNED YOU YESTERDAY YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD YESTERDAY