/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25432996
>what is a Jason Parser?

>>24729499
P.Poo P.Poo P. Pee P. Pee

>>20174425
What an incredible coincidence!
I also bought BTC at 20k!
How did you know?

Oh shite the shipping charge for me is huge bro. I think that's why I didn't cop last time.

Oh god I wish I could find someone to pegg me onchain if you sniff my drift

>>19046777
Based and checked

>>19021979
Very nice slides, impressive.

>>18646019

>Smart contract platform makes smart contracts obsolete.

>>17206172
Big if true.

It is time!
Current year is 2020 and nobody in this thread is half-brained enough to know that:
Ehem.... Ehem!! EHEM!!!!!
Free JSON parser not only for smart contracts, but for ANY written text (in any format) already exists and is 100% free.
Yes, 100% free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veUKfoa5hIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>>15112056
API marketplace? More like GAY-PI marketplace.

thank you jason parser

>>13947923
>>13947951
>just a json parser
Yeah I was here for that too.

fundamentally just want to remind that
LINK token is erc20 utility token that will be used to pay for Sergeys vaporwave json parser service
and the most fun part:
free trustless json parser loaded with additional plugin features already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser

>>13871247
ok, here's the chainlink redpill:
1. there is no mainnet event planned on 30th of May, because project was launched together with ethereum back in 2015
2. free trustless json parser loaded with additional plugin features already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser
3. noone in the world needs another worthless utility erc20 token
written in pure javascript to parse small self-executing bits of code
allowing to connect smart contracts to real world data feeds
and the most important part:
4. the core javascript module was hacked earlier today
total vaporwave

>>13842592
ok, here's the chainlink redpill:
1. there is no mainnet event planned on 30th of May, because project was launched together with ethereum back in 2015
2. free trustless json parser loaded with additional plugin features already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser
3. noone in the world needs another worthless utility erc20 token
written in pure javascript to parse small self-executing bits of code
allowing to connect smart contracts to real world data feeds
and the most important part:
4. the core javascript module was hacked earlier today
total vaporwave

fundamentally just want to remind that
LINK token is erc20 utility token that will be used to pay for Sergeys vaporwave json parser service
and the most fun part:
free trustless json parser loaded with additional plugin features already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser

>>13792194
ok, here's the chainlink redpill:
1. there is no mainnet event planned on 30th of May, because project was launched together with ethereum back in 2015
2. free trustless json parser already exists:
https://jsonformatter.org/json-parser

3. why would anyone in the world use another worthless utility erc20 token
written in pure javascript to parse small self-executing bits of code
allowing to connect smart contracts to real world data feeds
and the most important part:
4. the core javascript module was hacked earlier today
total vaporwave

>>13785764
AML comission representative here

so it was Jason Parser all along...

please all share what is known to date

>>13786433
it can read small bits of self-executing code without you writing it on the piece of paper

vaporwave json parser running on pure javascript

and the most interesting part:

the core javascript module was hacked earlier today

>>13783428
yep
fundamentally, core parser module written in pure javascript was hacked earlier today

now not a single (!) json in the real world can be parsed

disgusting