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>> No.58392749 [View]
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Got an email
My (female) broker is out of the office until Wednesday

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>my (female) banker sent me a message
I might just ignore it and let her think I roped

>> No.58345363 [View]
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I got an email from my bank that $10,000 was deposited

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>>58278313
I have been to some of those states!

>> No.58016834 [View]
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Is today the beginning... or just a dip?

>> No.57914607 [View]
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My bank has stopped giving me credit card bonus offers...
I used to get offers for extra points if I went to Five Guys or Shake Shack or Panera and other places... but I haven't gotten a new offer in like a month...
Are they on the brink? Are they gonna collapse?
They're a VERY LARGE bank... not one of the SIFIs... but they're still quite big...

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Oh fuck MSFT is drilling
Is it going out of business?
HOW WILL I GET MY WINDOWS UPDATES?!

>> No.57878089 [View]
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>LinkedIn is down
Shit is it too late to short MSFT?!

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i'm waiting for any kind of momentum signal

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>>57532299
That's a big crab...

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>"accounting irregularities"

>> No.57159536 [View]
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Is it possible for a shit stock to reverse split so hard that it just gets wiped out of your portfolio, completely? Like... you don't even get a fractional share?
I was really counting on that one coming back...

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.........what the fuck is happening

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>>56568204
I might apply to a job opening at one of those companies...

>> No.56542283 [View]
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It'll recover by tomorrow morning... right?!

>> No.56404169 [View]
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what the fuck is going on

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Thank guy I actually bought those calls with unsettled cash on Friday and wasn't allowed to sell them today, or I would have done something stupid this morning...

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>>56296627
...........I lost my job on Tuesday too
.....did we work for the same hilariously mis-managed company?

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.........page PHIVE

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>>56197543
No...

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>>55905778
Wh....which banks?!

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I just heard a helicopter fly over my house..

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>>55626803
I do business with A LOT of those companies...

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Uh... Mumus, I think we're getting fucked
And not in one of those good ways I've seen in the videos

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