/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56522321
Bruh, this thread is mid AF. Touch grass, fr fr stocks are sus.

>>55421058
People don't care, they just want goyslop brought to their table. Chicken Alfredo is what I make when I'm absolutely too lazy to make anything else. That's how easy it is to make. Keep in mind cooking is a mythical lost trade in the eyes of zoomers. Zoomers consider opening an uncrustable cooking a 5 course meal. When I was there age I was a terrible cook but I enjoyed trying to cook new things which is how I ended up learning to cook well in the first place. Not just ordering chipotle on door dash every day. (Zoomers are genuinely too lazy to get their drivers license btw)

>>55108226
Sell 1 cash secured put expiring in 7-10 days on SPY, sell another if it dips hard enough. Once assigned shares sell a call at your average price.
You could make hundreds a week without much risk because with that kind of cash you can just keep averaging in and SPY is the safest ticker.

>>53862760
>>53862967
You guys are giving me too much credit. I just saw that loans are defaulting and that more people are Working from home. So it seems reasonable to assume offices aren't being leased as much

>>53745864
Dumping my high debt goyslop WEN for some healthy fruits DOLE. WEN taste good but fuck man do they operate on too much debt

>>53729096
>45k
The glow niggers push their narrative on /pol/ in order to create political tension in the U.S. I'd reckon those scallywags take me for a fool if they belive this site is only wort 45k

>>53700630
>10 hawks
>swarm the hunter
Hawks don't fight in packs, they won't swarm shit. Also he's a hunter, any capable hunter would be able to shoot a hawk out of the air especially if they're confined to the arena. The only high IQ take is the hunter and 10k rats. If you think otherwise than I regret to inform you that you're retarded

>>53686522
>often view their counterparties as "gamblers"
Most often it's bots, institutions, or market makers providing the liquidity. People are imagining it like when they win they're directly "beating" some Joe Schmoe browsing /smg/ in his underwear. Or they'll say retarded shit like "Well I sold the option for X, and it's only a little ITM. So why would the other guy exercise it if he's below breakeven? I shouldn't get assigned, right?"