/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54862592
>he doesn't know

>sold ITM calls last week

Down £2K today still buying more $SOLO

Post your current losses or ymwdihst

>>27296958
Maybe I will

Somebody give the man a rope

>>26032991
I'm jk I don't even have 1

>>24362196
>privatedelights.ch

i created an account and have commented "do not recommend, is actually a tranny" on several profiles so far

>>23006228
MCAP will x10 by this time next week.

FUCK ALL OF YOU. EVERY TRADE HAS ANOTHER SIDE AND I HOPE YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL OF MINE. I ASK YOU NOT TO JUDGE ME ON MY WINNERS BUT ON MY LOSERS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO FEW.

I'm drunk and I have a shit tonne of quant

>>15744990
>TFW I lift but tell normies I just "play sports sometimes" and take the stairs
>TFW I count every calorie religiously on cronometer but tell normies i "just eat whatever i feel like"
>TFW constantly call people gymcels and talk down on people that exercise on 4chan to reduce competition for myself

>TFW post on /biz/ but have literally never owned a single shitcoin and work a well-paying job and shovel all my income into index funds

Before Comfy can make it edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>12357671
>Problem is m8, our pounds might be worthless after "the brexit dump" lol.
I was considering hedging or shorting with an ETF but I'm still a noob and would end up fucking it up probably

>Complaining to banks for gibs
Devilish

what are some ideas for businesses that normies might consider unethical but there isn’t a darn thing they can do about it?

I have an idea for a suicide encouragement hotline where we would assist people over the phone with their suicides. they could give us a rundown of immediately available household items and our support team would guide them to most effective painless death with what’s immediately at their disposal.

we also encourage them to not hang up as to make sure everything goes right and charge a per minute fee. it could be hours or days until the body is found and that bill is gonna go up and up and up.