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It feels like I'm constantly violently ejaculating when I look at that little triangle. This motherfuckin' Wuhannamen Square b.a.t soup bag of big bountiful buckaroos is like holding a lottery ticket. The only difference is, unlike Charlie in the Chocolate factory being one out of billions to get let into the little sugar-sweet sanctum sanctorum, you have no chance of losing by holding it. It's like you just wait, but every second that ticks by is another inch added to the gravitas of your physics defying phallic stature, towering over altcoin dweebs with its thunderous vein-clad might. I fucking love this little robux thing so much, even the colours are the same colour of the sunset I'll kick back and drink scotch too on some private island.
>THE DUDE THAT INVENTED JAVASCRIPT
>THE DUDE WHO WAS THE CEO OF MOZILLA
>THAT DUDE SAYS IT'S GONNA AT LEAST HIT A HUNDRED

Gentlemen, face facts:
>XRP is a teddy bear - fuelled by sentimentality, but worthless, it is to fiat what your stuffed toy is to a grizzly
>Chainlink is an 80s rock band recycling their single hit, churning out another geriatric continent-cruising tour to pay their rehab debts, washed up like a corpse on a beach

I mean, I'm always mentioning this in BAT threads, but think about it.

>New cold war starts over internet data, with Tik Tok being first
>Cambridge Analytica shit will not go away
>Australian government going to war with Google and YouTube right now, making it so that Aussies might have to pay for them
>Big tech keeps gaining while everyone else is fucked from pandemic
>Government has to find an excuse to re-distribute money and also fuck up China
>"So, we're banning X, ensuring that people are now paid for their data"

And if you don't believe my theory there, BAT just partnered with DENT. Dent will shoot the fuck up when travel returns, carrying BAT with it if it doesn't blow up first.

>>22197978
As soon as an exchange media release mentioning bitcoin landed on my desk in October that year, I cashed out the little I had.

It went dipsy do after Chinese whales played 5D metaphysical ethereal chess by selling and buying back in for cheaper to diversify. Do you want me to hold your hand? People on here have been patiently twiddling their thumbs for years and you swarm in here with your pink wojaks playing Chinese checkers with Chairman Mao and getting dunked on... And for this? Literally fuck off. Can't believe one of those creepy crypto dipsticks on Facebook felt the need to wake me up because your robux didn't moon in a month.

Is anyone else >brave enough to try and analyse the underlying meaning that many have speculated is imbued into the Rocket Man music video? At first I thought that it was simply a colour palate choice, but on further analysis, it seems as if there was a message that was intended in it. It only lasts for a moment in the video, so if you BAT your eye, you might miss it.